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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Dec 2017

    Top Television Shows Of 2017 https://trib.al/U7G45M9  #OurAnnualYearpic.twitter.com/GuhHkDW8OJ

    3:03 PM - 28 Dec 2017
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      2. David M W‏ @David_M_W_ 28 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Because it's The Onion, and the captions are so snarky, I'm not sure if the list should be taken seriously. But almost all the shows named seem like they should be on a "best of" list. (Was "M,M&I" just a joke entry or was it actually good? Gonna assume just a joke.)

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      1. Hatey Gilmore‏ @TroutXIII 28 Dec 2017
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        Why is she wearing the cone from the vet?

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 28 Dec 2017
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        #1: Women With Retro Hats!

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      1. Abey Fromaney‏ @27suns 28 Dec 2017
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        Not with that hat

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      1. Phil B‏ @philbony 28 Dec 2017
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        Elizabeth Moss' Mad Men spin-off is just like Rhoda.

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      1. Jennifer | #CoulsonLives‏ @JenPhillips721 28 Dec 2017
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        You missed Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. S4. Arguably the best comic book/superhero TV show of 2017.

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      1. Boss‏ @BossTheDoggo 28 Dec 2017
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        I'm disappointed The Matrix didn't make the list

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