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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Dec 2017

    Trump Spends 10 Minutes Mistakenly Addressing Steve Bannon's Freshly Shed Exoskeleton https://trib.al/F7xfPfr  #OurAnnualYearpic.twitter.com/IGObD6CZO4

    12:24 PM - 28 Dec 2017
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    • 𝙨𝙖𝙩𝙖𝙣’𝙨 𝙘𝙚𝙧𝙫𝙞𝙭 Crystal 🌸 ALEXA! 𝔸𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕔 Lib™🌹 Richard Marquez Jil Rhys Smith sean callinan ghoul-briel
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      2. NIK VENTURE‏ @NIK_VENTURE 28 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A lot of people are confused when he goes through a molting phase.pic.twitter.com/kYGXffKXzP

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Sharon #I want to wake up on 11/7/18 ALL BLUE‏ @SherrieBabee 28 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NIK_VENTURE @TheOnion

        Good God! He appeared in public like that?!?

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      4. NIK VENTURE‏ @NIK_VENTURE 28 Dec 2017
        Replying to @SherrieBabee @TheOnion

        He can't hide the tail, really.

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      1. Nathanielle Crawford‏ @NathanielleSean 28 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bullshit. That exoskeleton is way too healthy to have belonged to Bannon.

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      1. Suzanne DeWitt Hall‏ @smDeWittHall 28 Dec 2017
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        Got to say that Bannon's looking kind of buff here.

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      1. Dean Ivanov‏ @dean_ivanov 29 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @christogrozev

        Start talking about president Pence. And Trump will fire him soon ;)

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      1. Former Bubble-head‏ @tmelitta50 28 Dec 2017
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        Bannon looks like he could spontaneously exfoliate at any second!

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      1. Patrick M McCluskey‏ @heliumhusker 28 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😂😂😂

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 28 Dec 2017
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        And now that it has come off, he’s looking like this.. He needs to wash off the gunk from his molting..pic.twitter.com/kyRREtyrDF

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      1. Ed Drennen‏ @EdDrennen1 28 Dec 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/OZbST44kpW

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      1. legal, vamo marca‏ @DiegoBeira 28 Dec 2017
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        'Looking great, beautiful, beautiful orange, the best'

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      1. irnmdn67‏ @irnmdn67 28 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @CliffBarackman

        Get over it guys

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      1. thevenividibuy‏ @thevenividibuy 28 Dec 2017
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        https://the-venividibuy.myshopify.com/collections/star-wars …

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      1. Irenita Goedert‏ @IGoedert 28 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Come on, Bannon not that cut, better put safari jacket on a glob of silly putty

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      1. DJ Burn‏ @DJBurn77 28 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When Trump says "believe me", RUN! 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️⛷🏊‍♂️ There is a reason Trump said he wasn't going to do what he just did by cutting taxes for the rich and corporations - So You Know http://www.soyouknow.info/3/post/2017/12/believe_me.html …

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      1. €ricÏdlefan‏ @DrColinfan 28 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Alzheimer's.

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      1. aj‏ @ajperez44 28 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        someone help the writer

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