@AnnaAlison16 I thought the onion was supposed to be satirical..
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Wow I didn’t even realize The Onion posted this. Honestly thought it was a real headline
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Alternative facts, I suppose.
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Someone has to say it. Might as well be me: "Drill, Baby. Drill!"pic.twitter.com/7dfHOcS4np
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FAKE NEWS! Trump's tiny hands need tiny drills.
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Aww, man let him do it....
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Seriously this man is our President, and if he wants to drill a hole in his head it is our duty as Americans to support him! And the only criticism I want to hear of him is "sir, are you sure that is a big enough drill bit?" I gotcher back, Donny!!
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Maybe if you want to help you could drop an anvil on his head or something to pwn Obama.
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Don't stop him!
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i like how the random guy whose body you added in is wearing a suit that actually properly fits him
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Little chance of damage, as attested to by the Surgeon General of the United States after his examination of the President..pic.twitter.com/nlM2hrCesC
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I thought you only made up stories? How did you get a real story?
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Hands should be smaller
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Don’t stop the damn fool. Go, man, take them out and get the ones the aliens placed too. Get them all now!
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"Personal note: When I was a little kid my mother told me not to stare into the sun. So once when I was seventy one I did."
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Don't wrestle too hard, guys.
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