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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Dec 2017

    Aides Wrestle Drill From Trump's Hands As He Tries To Remove Obama Listening Device From Skull https://trib.al/wzzvGp2  #OurAnnualYearpic.twitter.com/EB66pB94v6

    8:15 PM - 27 Dec 2017
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      2. Zac‏ @94Zac 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @AnnaAlison16 I thought the onion was supposed to be satirical..

        1 reply 0 retweets 23 likes
      3. anna‏ @AnnaAlison16 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @94Zac @TheOnion

        Wow I didn’t even realize The Onion posted this. Honestly thought it was a real headline 🤷🏼‍♀️ #whoops

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      4. Zac‏ @94Zac 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @AnnaAlison16 @TheOnion

        Alternative facts, I suppose.

        0 replies 1 retweet 5 likes
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      2. Rich Smith‏ @RichSmithFool 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Someone has to say it. Might as well be me: "Drill, Baby. Drill!"pic.twitter.com/7dfHOcS4np

        2 replies 0 retweets 25 likes
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      1. Gildedtongue‏ @gildedtongue 27 Dec 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/YOp6B9kJwg

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      1. ___ 📎___‏ @ThinSkinTrump 27 Dec 2017
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        FAKE NEWS! Trump's tiny hands need tiny drills.

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      2. Joshy(blogz)...tweetz‏ @JoshyTweetz 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Aww, man let him do it....

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Joshy(blogz)...tweetz‏ @JoshyTweetz 28 Dec 2017
        Replying to @JoshyTweetz @TheOnion

        Seriously this man is our President, and if he wants to drill a hole in his head it is our duty as Americans to support him! And the only criticism I want to hear of him is "sir, are you sure that is a big enough drill bit?" I gotcher back, Donny!! @realDonaldTrump.

        1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
      4. Joshy(blogz)...tweetz‏ @JoshyTweetz 28 Dec 2017
        Replying to @JoshyTweetz @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

        Maybe if you want to help you could drop an anvil on his head or something to pwn Obama.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Jax-in-Irons‏ @jaxamoto 28 Dec 2017
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        It's just a magic trickhttps://youtu.be/DTfwwbsRopM?t=46s …

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      1. Whovian at Heart‏ @hifrommn 27 Dec 2017
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        Don't stop him!

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      2. spookas‏ @AssSnorter 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        i like how the random guy whose body you added in is wearing a suit that actually properly fits him

        2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 27 Dec 2017
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        Little chance of damage, as attested to by the Surgeon General of the United States after his examination of the President..pic.twitter.com/nlM2hrCesC

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      1. Paige Johnson‏ @paigejohnson72 27 Dec 2017
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        I thought you only made up stories? How did you get a real story? 🤣

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      1. ratch  🧘🏻‍♀️‏ @rachellittlex 28 Dec 2017
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        Hands should be smaller

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      1. Will C.‏ @willontheverge 28 Dec 2017
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        Don’t stop the damn fool. Go, man, take them out and get the ones the aliens placed too. Get them all now!

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      1. Das Yati‏ @Dasyati 27 Dec 2017
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        "Personal note: When I was a little kid my mother told me not to stare into the sun. So once when I was seventy one I did."

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      1. Aden Nak‏ @AdenNak1 27 Dec 2017
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        Don't wrestle too hard, guys.

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