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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Dec 2017

    'This Women's Strike Won't Accomplish Anything,' Reports Man Who Will Boycott Upcoming 'Avengers' Movie https://trib.al/xQnWotP  #OurAnnualYearpic.twitter.com/xTovXbCZGa

    5:36 PM - 27 Dec 2017
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      2. Ahmad Rasheedle‏ @rasheedle 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Western women are the most privileged people in the history of the planet

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      3. Douglas #TransRightsAreHumanRights‏ @Xaldel 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @rasheedle @TheOnion

        Remember kids, as long as you're better off than somebody else, all of your problems don't exist!

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
      4. Ahmad Rasheedle‏ @rasheedle 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Xaldel @TheOnion

        -Men are imprisoned at an astronomically higher rate -Harsher sentencing -Discriminated against in custody hearings -Victims of work related deaths at staggeringly higher rate So remember kids, anyone can be a victim; set goals and work toward accomplishing them

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      5. Douglas #TransRightsAreHumanRights‏ @Xaldel 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @rasheedle @TheOnion

        But again, you're flipping the narrative by pointing at the privileges women receive to claim that any reasons they have for going on strike are invalidated.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Douglas #TransRightsAreHumanRights‏ @Xaldel 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Xaldel @TheOnion

        Women get raped and sexually mistreated as an astronomically higher rate than men, and often have far lesser odds of being evaluated for job elevation. Are these things NOT worth fighting for, because women have it better than men in those particular areas you named?

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      7. Ahmad Rasheedle‏ @rasheedle 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Xaldel @TheOnion

        No I'm making the point that Women's issues advocates tonality comes with the implicit/often explicit narrative that Mr Burnes-looking white men sit in a Justice League style room and run the world. Rarely will people care enough about you to keep you down.

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 27 Dec 2017
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        Hulk says “Smash this!!!”pic.twitter.com/xVlBKjQiPl

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      1. mat.thew‏ @ColossalTree 27 Dec 2017
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        Nice wall fan.

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