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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Dec 2017

    Study Finds Exposure To Violent Children Causes Increased Aggression In Video Game Characters https://trib.al/sRwNhxS  #OurAnnualYearpic.twitter.com/v9sTlBEaKq

    3:50 PM - 27 Dec 2017
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      1. Just Me‏ @Christy54599576 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's why I had to ban kids at my house. They causing aggression in my HALO characters.

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      1. That Guy‏ @AaronDunlap72 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Violent" wasn't necessary.

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      1. Dan Hughes‏ @dan_hughes 28 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You know... I think that might actually be closer to the mark.

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      1. Tom Hollenstein‏ @TomHollenstein 28 Dec 2017
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        Aha! Correlation DOES equal causation! I knew it!

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      1. "Franc the tank" Alves‏ @Francis11348725 28 Dec 2017
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        So when did Onion begin using facts?

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      1. John Doe‏ @fidelityalt 27 Dec 2017
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      1. dbt56kct‏ @dbt56kct 27 Dec 2017
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        Exposure to lying leader leads to increased lying among ALL party members!

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      1. chris s‏ @hugoobrock 27 Dec 2017
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        My kid, out of control, no life ahead. I thought why not offer him the opt to review/paid for, games + money...and then it hit, me again and again and again...never leave a shovel near your mate...mates.

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      1. Jaret‏ @Jaret0311 27 Dec 2017
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        @TheTownster

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      1. Pangeran A. Ningrat‏ @pangeranningrat 27 Dec 2017
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      1. Thnk‏ @ThouArtAlive 27 Dec 2017
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      1. Opposite!‏ @TZVest Jan 5
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        😂😂😂

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      1. Dariusxxx‏ @Dariusxxx 29 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @LupeFiasco

        It is sad and ironic that real life has morphed into Onion stories particularly with 45 It seems he is trying to put them out of business

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      1. Saeiqa IFB‏ @StarfleetPop 29 Dec 2017
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