You must be, what, 23? Stick to documenting human failings—we have plenty. Wildlife can’t afford failings. Everything they do is for survival. Otherwise yeah, the Onion is great 
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Jesus is real
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Gotta love Jesus
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I just really hope whoever comes up with these titles is getting the salary they deserve.
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Simultaneously, man in gym realizes he too need not grunt like an animal while exercising.
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Thnx I needed that laugh just now. They day I had...
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Hilarious, needed that this morning
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Hey Seth miss u where have u been? I hope taking some R & R plz take care AJ
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@falsapatricia not a duck but close enoughThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Every time they honk at me, I'm afraid they're going to attack me like the Cuccos in Legend of Zelda.
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I bet that ‘honking’ is goose language for “I’m terrified of heights”. Just another evolutionary hiccup.
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Eye opening stuff. Good reporting
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*Canada goose
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