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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Dec 2017

    Goose Suddenly Realizes It Doesn't Have To Honk Like An Idiot Entire Time It's Flapping Wings https://trib.al/zWFq2B0  #OurAnnualYearpic.twitter.com/ep1J3u3bi9

    5:14 AM - 27 Dec 2017
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      2. Heather Kennedy  🐘‏ @realdasein 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You must be, what, 23? Stick to documenting human failings—we have plenty. Wildlife can’t afford failings. Everything they do is for survival. Otherwise yeah, the Onion is great 👍🏼

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      3. Shane Dyer‏ @JackOfKnaves 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @realdasein @TheOnion

        What?

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      4. Jonathan‏ @Jonatha97037190 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @JackOfKnaves @realdasein @TheOnion

        What

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      5. Jonathan‏ @Jonatha97037190 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Jonatha97037190 @JackOfKnaves and

        Jesus is real

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      6. Jonathan‏ @Jonatha97037190 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Jonatha97037190 @JackOfKnaves and

        Gotta love Jesus

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      1. Wendy Webb‏ @Wendalicious4 27 Dec 2017
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        I just really hope whoever comes up with these titles is getting the salary they deserve.

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      1. O 🚫U 🚫.  🌊‏ @dystopiRIC 27 Dec 2017
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        Simultaneously, man in gym realizes he too need not grunt like an animal while exercising.

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      1. InsideHoops.com NBA‏Verified account @InsideHoops 27 Dec 2017
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        Finally.

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      1. Xen‏ @xenngu 27 Dec 2017
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        Thnx I needed that laugh just now. They day I had...

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      1.  🐲 HellaSkillz  🐲‏ @WaywardDragon 27 Dec 2017
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        Hilarious, needed that this morning

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      1. @ajsileo914‏ @ajsileo914 27 Dec 2017
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        Hey Seth miss u where have u been? I hope taking some R & R plz take care AJ @ajsileo914

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      1. Childish Dumbino‏ @MrGibbs99 27 Dec 2017
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        @falsapatricia not a duck but close enough

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      1. Adam Elmayan‏ @ProMikeZagurski 27 Dec 2017
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        Every time they honk at me, I'm afraid they're going to attack me like the Cuccos in Legend of Zelda.

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      1. ɐɯpǝ‏ @edma 27 Dec 2017
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        I bet that ‘honking’ is goose language for “I’m terrified of heights”. Just another evolutionary hiccup.

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      1. Taylor Clough‏ @taylorclough49 27 Dec 2017
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        Eye opening stuff. Good reporting @StreitMatthew

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      1. cuentafrijoles‏ @jam_cpa26 27 Dec 2017
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        *Canada goose

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      1. Christopher Patterso‏ @Christo10509264 27 Dec 2017
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        Lmao

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      1. Chas Jones‏ @chazilllla May 2
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        @kristamaejones

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      1. Grant Garton‏ @grantgarton Jan 12
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      1. Paul‏ @Paul02394680 Jan 12
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