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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Dec 2017

    Secret Service Adds Emotional Protection Division To Safeguard Trump's Psyche https://trib.al/r7WIDMH  #OurAnnualYearpic.twitter.com/6ob8Xi74kH

    7:23 PM - 26 Dec 2017
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    28 replies 440 retweets 1,451 likes
      1. TheDudeAbides‏ @DudeAbides2017 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Are we sure this is a joke?

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      1. Pamela Hale-Burns‏ @PHaleBurns 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too late. It's like closing the barn door after the cows have gotten loose.

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      1. BGM_FinalKnight‏ @bertm1975 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/FgKwWkwt7z

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      1. Irena Vigar‏ @IrenaVigar 28 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @MassD

        😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 👍

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This way sir.... We have crayons & cake, and later the Head of the Secret Service has promised there will be puppies coming!!

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      1. Sean McGough‏ @seanmack1025 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Maybe they could continuously play You Are So Beautiful to Me to Donald Trump no matter where he goes. Keep the crazy man happy till it's Mueller time.

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      1. Diane Rhodes‏ @spaceechik 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh, "psyche". I was wondering who else had joined his "entourage"...

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      2. Adamned Reese‏ @AMReese 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @LeahSilkDome @TheOnion

        You look like the kind of person that can't take a joke.

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      4. Adamned Reese‏ @AMReese 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @LeahSilkDome @TheOnion

        It's also from 10 months ago.

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      6. Adamned Reese‏ @AMReese 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @LeahSilkDome @TheOnion

        Why would the Secret Service care about Trump's psyche 10 years ago?

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      8. Adamned Reese‏ @AMReese 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @LeahSilkDome @TheOnion

        Not sure if that's true. They're not counselors.

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      1. 🅶🆁8🅵🆄🅻4🆀‏ @Gr82bMAGA 29 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @CVH000001

        Well they might have tried but the EPD is overwhelmed with snowflakes right now and their not available. 🤣

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      1. rdbrewer‏ @rdbrewer4 28 Dec 2017
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        @sarahemclaugh Haim Saban would never tolerate such a piece about Hillary—or probably any other Democrat. That’s why The Onion is dead. She must have called Saban and said “they’re making fun of me.” So he bought it. No more Hillary pieces. Badabing badaboom.

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      1. tbiadvice‏ @tbiadvice 27 Dec 2017
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        The Onion is now prescient!

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      1. Eric Muirhead‏ @emuirhead 27 Dec 2017
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        I'm sure this entails heaping complements and praise at him all day.

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