LMAO!!! Most believable story yet 

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Sad that The Onion stories don’t sound so far fetched with this crazy bunch in the WH!
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Onion Sources say trump is refusing to take off gold paper crown after Christmas dinner.
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No worries, he decided killing poor people's kids was just as good.
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Reading other texts I figure this must be satire
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Yes Evelyn, The Onion is and always has been the finest satire.
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Replying to BeauJangles. Tnx for verifying The Onion as fine satire. Tnx to Rossie,also. Love to read it!
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I think he’s saving the deed for ‘Mother’.
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This is plausible
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@TheOnion has been hysterical lately. Thank you for the laughs.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Sad thing is that this is believable.
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Laughed too loud out lou!d
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You guys are super pathetic.
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That being said, Pence is in training should that moment come.pic.twitter.com/nEnFIMvEqF
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Americans disappointed God never told his children to kill Mike.
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I declined the offer. God s just too needy.
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I was shocked to read such a thing from our VP of US. Oh my Goodness, doesn't anyone read their bibles. If VP Pence read it then He would realize it's not about him, but our Lord Jesus who sacrificed for all if us,and that there is no need for any execution of any children.
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