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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Dec 2017

    Mike Pence Disappointed God Has Never Asked Him To Kill One Of Own Children https://trib.al/Cm1TofK  #OurAnnualYearpic.twitter.com/YnjFa4RzaR

    6:34 PM - 26 Dec 2017
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    93 replies 1,912 retweets 7,191 likes
      1. ^On 👋🏾‏ @The_Hip_NoTiCe 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        LMAO!!! Most believable story yet 😂😂

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      1. DeeQ86‏ @Q86Dee 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sad that The Onion stories don’t sound so far fetched with this crazy bunch in the WH!

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      2. andrew‏ @andrewhaub 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Onion Sources say trump is refusing to take off gold paper crown after Christmas dinner.

        2 replies 3 retweets 11 likes
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      1. Believe Women PS Nazis Are BAD‏ @beckysterne 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No worries, he decided killing poor people's kids was just as good.

        0 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
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      2. EvelynFussell@livingwaters‏ @FussellEvelyn 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @rossiebennett07

        Reading other texts I figure this must be satire @TheOnion?

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      3. Beau Jangles‏ @BeauJ_07 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @FussellEvelyn @TheOnion @rossiebennett07

        Yes Evelyn, The Onion is and always has been the finest satire.

        1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
      4. EvelynFussell@livingwaters‏ @FussellEvelyn 28 Dec 2017
        Replying to @BeauJ_07 @TheOnion @rossiebennett07

        Replying to BeauJangles. Tnx for verifying The Onion as fine satire. Tnx to Rossie,also. Love to read it!

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. William Vasquez‏ @bbeevee 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I think he’s saving the deed for ‘Mother’.

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      1. Rachel Jackson‏ @_racheljackson 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is plausible

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      1. Lan  🌔‏ @LTask33 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion has been hysterical lately. Thank you for the laughs.

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      1. DanaTmo‏ @danamarena 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sad thing is that this is believable.

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      1. Robby Hughes  ✨ 🍄 ✨‏ @Robbytreeroot 27 Dec 2017
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        Laughed too loud out lou!d

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      1. Denae‏ @Denae1509 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You guys are super pathetic.

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      1. Sexton Hardcastle III‏ @TheSleazyLawyer 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That being said, Pence is in training should that moment come.pic.twitter.com/nEnFIMvEqF

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      1. Mike Rapert‏ @BikerMike03flhr 26 Dec 2017
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        In his informal attire...pic.twitter.com/HnyhRcobWM

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      1. Tom Hasan‏ @kellyhasan 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Americans disappointed God never told his children to kill Mike.

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      1. allan mcelroy‏ @almac64 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I declined the offer. God s just too needy.

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      2. The DNAWOMAN‏ @TheDNAWoman 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I was shocked to read such a thing from our VP of US. Oh my Goodness, doesn't anyone read their bibles. If VP Pence read it then He would realize it's not about him, but our Lord Jesus who sacrificed for all if us,and that there is no need for any execution of any children.

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      3. Stable Genius Ozzie‏ @ozjes 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheDNAWoman @TheOnion

        Please tell me you’re kiddingpic.twitter.com/MBIO2GY2aI

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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