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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Dec 2017

    Controversial Puppy Bowl Star Shits During National Anthem https://trib.al/tRRrQKh  #OurAnnualYearpic.twitter.com/lhAj2W65QG

    5:45 PM - 26 Dec 2017
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    • The Pumpkin King 🎃 coleman Gordon C-G bandit Vince Nicohen Laura Katherine Josh Arrants Spencer Hooper
    64 replies 1,682 retweets 5,451 likes
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      2. Matthew Rose‏ @matthwrose 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Your move, Kaepernick.

        2 replies 0 retweets 43 likes
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      2. Scott W in MN  🇺🇸‏ @Sleezstax05 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well at least it didn't kneel and it's a puppy and not a spoiled millionaire!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Patriot Hero‏ @PatriotHero84 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Sleezstax05 @TheOnion

        You are who they are making fun of, dude.

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. William B Williams‏ @Burgertime10 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Zing. And that’s a wrap on 2017.

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. Spider-Man‏ @AlanS67420146 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @jackienobrakes

        How dare he disrespect the US flag that was made in China and the optional singing of our national anthem.

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      1. Delores W Barris‏ @w_barris 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When you got to go you got to go!!!

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      1. Jeff with a “G”  ⛳️.  🏌🏻‏ @okpychg 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I died laughing as soon as I saw this

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      1. MaryContrary‏ @contrarymary197 26 Dec 2017
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        You guys are on the top of your game.

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      1. peter henke‏ @henke1965 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        There goes the last uncorrupted sport...

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      1. leroy's dog‏ @leroys_dog 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My fantasy league team keeps finding new ways to surprise me.

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      1. Adika Monet‏ @adikam0net 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wonder if many will now boycott - Puppy Bowl? LOL

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      2. Joe Mattes‏ @JoeMattes 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “The incident comes one year after Mabel was fined five chew toys for wearing a neon-colored, non-Animal-Planet-approved collar during Puppy Bowl XII.” Lmao

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      1. Ryan Downey‏ @DarthGeek1 27 Dec 2017
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        Trump appoints him to Head of Department of Sanitation

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      1. rob cooper‏ @crcooprob 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fire that son of a 'bitch'...

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      1. Carmen ARRIAGA‏ @CarmenA48081593 26 Dec 2017
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        Why is that controversial may if everyone would be LOOKING at. The Flag you would my ever noticed he is a puppy grow up people

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      1. TinyRippleOfHope‏ @HopeRipple2 26 Dec 2017
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        Huge props for such a funny headline.

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      1. Nat‏ @naaatcattt 26 Dec 2017
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        @mlot11

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