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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Dec 2017

    Fearful Americans Stockpiling Facts Before Federal Government Comes To Take Them Away https://trib.al/oh0c6hT  #OurAnnualYearpic.twitter.com/adTGEd6Gwc

    4:56 PM - 26 Dec 2017
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      2. Tipsy McStagger‏ @bluzeekoozie 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If you want to check out some of the hilarious/terrifying nonsense that some Americans believe as "facts" try these on for size: #FollowTheWhiteRabbit #Qanon Then remember.. those people vote and their vote counts exactly the same as yours!

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      3. illusion‏ @alaskanillusion 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @bluzeekoozie @TheOnion

        Don't get upset at your fellow voters..relax..Read a book..Franklin Cover-up by John DeCamp...past explains present...time to put the MSM juice down..#QAnon

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      4. Steve‏ @d33827e13660468 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @alaskanillusion @bluzeekoozie @TheOnion

        This is the documentary the discovery channel made about the Franklin scandal that never aired.https://youtu.be/ttT6FrMosBk 

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      2. M J Berzinsky‏ @BerzinskyM 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ... Damn! I knew this would happen. 😔

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Blythe Gryphon‏ @Blythe_Gryphon 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @BerzinskyM @TheOnion

        Some climate scientists did attempt to preserve data when Trump first set new EPA guidelines and was demanding names, didn't they?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Meg Ruelius‏ @megruels 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Blythe_Gryphon @BerzinskyM @TheOnion

        People were copying files starting back in Nov of 16. Copied all of the gov files from the website. You can find some on city of Chicago site. Hence why Trump has it out for chicago.

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      1. Soop Munkey‏ @soopmunkey 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I’m hiding mine where they’d never think to look: science and history books...

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      2. Angela J. Greco‏ @angelajgreco 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This would be funny if this wasn't our Dystopian Nightmare 2018

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      1. Ralph McKenzie Jr.‏ @rmckenziejr 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Now that's funny right there. With the Trump Alternative Fact Regime it's probably not a bad idea.

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      1. Jo Bob‏ @JoBobsFineFoods 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought this was a satirical site (?)

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      1. eShum‏ @markman2001_ 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        fucking golden

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      1. TheAmerican54‏ @TAmerican54 Jan 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        For once the onion gives real news.

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      1. Melissa Walsh‏ @MelWalshOnline 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A clandestine army of librarians will be on covert fact-finding missions to make America smart again.

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      1. Amy L Marckel‏ @iam__yam 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion, always on point. 👆🏼

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      1. Joe  👻'Sp 👀ky' 👽 Fälschung‏ @JFalschung 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @bythehandofbob

        I just take my facts to the range and use them for sport.

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      2. Paul M. Watt‏ @codeofthedamned 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I hope we can still get facts w/o background checks

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      2. Mr Tw@ttertainer™‏ @MrTweetertainer 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I do love you @TheOnion. I really appreciate you guys. Saves my more miserable days. Keep it up. ✌

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