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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Dec 2017

    Explanation Of Board Game Rules Peppered With Reassurances That It Will Be Fun https://trib.al/zw5uiEM  #OurAnnualYearpic.twitter.com/zuz2y7RgQM

    5:30 AM - 26 Dec 2017
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    63 replies 1,687 retweets 6,011 likes
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      2. Robot Uprising J ~[:]÷[‏ @senorbaub 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @sarahovenall

        pic.twitter.com/ArtN0WiPX1

        1 reply 1 retweet 31 likes
      3. Sarah Ovenall‏ @sarahovenall 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @senorbaub

        I have absolutely had games like that

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Robot Uprising J ~[:]÷[‏ @senorbaub 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @sarahovenall

        Same here :)

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Steve  🐊‏ @HarmedGawa 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @senorbaub @sarahovenall

        Me at every new boardgame I play. 😅

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Erik Weissengruber‏ @epWeissengruber 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        To be frank, not all gamers are good teachers. Sometimes I wish that games came with a little programmed learning script for hosts to read aloud.

        2 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
      3.  ☠️Boooo-ers ☠️‏ @bbowers73 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @epWeissengruber @TheOnion

        The instructions?

        4 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. MarkD1733‏ @TitaniumKoa 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @bbowers73 @epWeissengruber @TheOnion

        What are those?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5.  ☠️Boooo-ers ☠️‏ @bbowers73 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TitaniumKoa @epWeissengruber @TheOnion

        The things nerds read before they can have fun.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Erik Weissengruber‏ @epWeissengruber 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @bbowers73 @TitaniumKoa @TheOnion

        Yes, but what of curious normies? Who will spare a thought for them at this festive season?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7.  ☠️Boooo-ers ☠️‏ @bbowers73 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @epWeissengruber @TitaniumKoa @TheOnion

        I'm so hopped up on Nyquil, I don't even know what we are talking about anymore!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Trace Cohen‏ @Trace_Cohen 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hah I just played ticket to ride this weekend for the first time and it was really good.

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      1. Scarlet‏ @MulligansBay 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's like waterboarding, but it's called gameboarding. Still torture.

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      2. kowaiyoukai‏ @kowaiyoukai 28 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        OMG @siriuslyyellow

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      3. siriuslyyellow‏ @siriuslyyellow 28 Dec 2017
        Replying to @kowaiyoukai @TheOnion

        LMAO!

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      2.  🌜 🌵Kalie 🌵 🌛‏ @kaliemmeyer 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I feel personally attacked

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      1. Ed Rogers‏ @RogersEd55 26 Dec 2017
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        In the game of Monopoly, the 1% takes your money and you like it!

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      1. McMarcus‏ @ogodhowdoitweet 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @gabrielenguard

        Ticket to Ride *is* fun, though..

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No matter how you play it, we all lose!!’pic.twitter.com/ccy8oJNFrn

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