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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Dec 2017

    Cousins Meaner This Year https://trib.al/HfYfO8j pic.twitter.com/2FZieRTauM

    8:33 PM - 25 Dec 2017
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    • WJ Enterprises emily Jessica Danny // #GetWellWickens Domine, non sumus digni Lesley King Jeremy C. Fox dipa🐓 CJ
    19 replies 228 retweets 2,164 likes
      1. Claire Grant‏ @clairebgrant 25 Dec 2017
        Replying to @annebgrant @TheOnion

        @annebgrant omg already liked it

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      2. horrorkus‏ @qworkus 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Relatable @AnActualTurkey

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      3. Ebanshee‏ @AnActualTurkey 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @qworkus @TheOnion

        but for whom? 🤔🤔

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      4. horrorkus‏ @qworkus 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @AnActualTurkey @TheOnion

        monkaS

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      2. Joseph Gonzales‏ @joseph11ag 25 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Probably because Uncle Bob is a sorry excuse for a father and never shows them any discipline.

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      3. SirArthurCurry‏ @JeffBaney1 25 Dec 2017
        Replying to @joseph11ag @TheOnion

        I thought the same thing. I work with Bob and he has no backbone there or at home. Piss poor excuse for a man.

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      4. Joseph Gonzales‏ @joseph11ag 25 Dec 2017
        Replying to @JeffBaney1 @TheOnion

        And I can't stand the way he let's Nancy walk all over him. That's likely how Jason and Jake learned to disrespect him. Bob has no one to blame but himself.

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      5. SirArthurCurry‏ @JeffBaney1 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @joseph11ag @TheOnion

        Exactly how I see it. No one to blame here but Bob

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      1. Mia Falcon‏ @realmiafalcon 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @JLust219

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      1. Woke Dicta‏ @CraggParker 26 Dec 2017
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        @craggum

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      1.  💥sluggh 💥‏ @sluggh 26 Dec 2017
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      1. Nikki Gastineau‏ @NikkiGastineau 26 Dec 2017
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        @rob_father Do you know how many Christmases I thought this? 😂😂😂

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      1. Trevor Jones‏ @trevorjones46 26 Dec 2017
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        Sounds like they are growing up,attitudes change,maybe they dont want to be like everone wants them to be.At least they get on with each other.Wearing a hoody in the house was rude,.

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      1. Dr. Art Silver‏ @DrArtSilver 25 Dec 2017
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        That’s going to mean that this place is going to be a mean place for awhile.

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      1. Dr. Art Silver‏ @DrArtSilver 25 Dec 2017
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        I realized something tonight. With the crackdown on pain medications, there are going to be a lot more people walking around and driving around in pain. That’s going to make this place pretty nasty until the ability-to-be-without-pain-pendulum swings back.

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      1. Chewy Seagull‏ @ChewySeagull 25 Dec 2017
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        Roll Tide

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      1. The Grey Man‏ @GreyConscience 25 Dec 2017
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        They just figured out the pleasures of a good butt massage and are trying to figure out how to make it "not gay."

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