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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Dec 2017

    Did You Know?pic.twitter.com/Wu7Wn9yfYk

    6:08 PM - 25 Dec 2017
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    • Shel Martino Patrick Brooks-McCarthy Ticker Daniel Francis mildly melancholic pikl Jason Tully Matt Minner Disapprobation Lara Schneider
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      1. @chicagoing1‏ @chicagoing11 25 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Furthermore, did you know there is a pool under this floor?

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      1. Zappa's Muzzie‏ @ZappasMuzzie 25 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        *kills self

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      1. gregory ray‏ @gregoryray67 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No, it's a reminder that it's the little things in life, friends and family, strangers and how we affect them even when we think don't matters that makes life living for.

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      1. Harbortime Polling‏ @fjdisofjidsoa 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        hahahaha

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      1. SCOTT BUTLER KAHN‏ @SBK4USA 26 Dec 2017
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        Take a step back from the “feel” of the film and you will see that this is one the most realistic looks at human beings ever made.

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      1. Curtis Adrian Graham‏ @MODERATE_FROMNC 26 Dec 2017
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        I knew that.

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      1. Random Spewforth‏ @RandomSpewforth 25 Dec 2017
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        I watched that movie last night. It ended the same way again.

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 25 Dec 2017
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        Like I said earlier, if George Bailey didn’t get “the memo” or if Clarence was just 10 minutes late, I think this would have been George below the bridge...pic.twitter.com/409RK28Uzy

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      1. John Bridges‏ @johnhbridges 25 Dec 2017
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        Or just carry a bag of wings around with ya.

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      2. Carrie Carter‏ @carrie_clv 25 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I always kind of felt that was the moral of the movie, but it’s nice to know that I’ve been right all along. Thank you Onion.

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      3. Fast Billy‏ @billybob989898 25 Dec 2017
        Replying to @carrie_clv @TheOnion

        So when are we going out for drinks

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      1. John Cobb‏ @johnrcobb 25 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Only the supernatural angels, mind you.

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      1. Naomi‏ @sianmichaela 25 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I took it to mean don't kill yourself over money.. or at least not a moderate amount.. other problems.. like lack of loved ones is fair game? And that I should have a life insurance policy..

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      1. Ryan Quattro‏ @forzaquattro77 25 Dec 2017
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        As opposed to a natural angel?

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      1. Seditious Blasphemer‏ @Seditious_B 25 Dec 2017
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        Seditious Blasphemer Retweeted Newsweek

        That's pretty TheOnion-y... but have you seen Newsweek today? Holy Catz! It's like they're out TheOnion-ing the Onion!https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/945266648528846853 …

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        Do prostate orgasms rewire your brain? http://bit.ly/2DbGbO3  pic.twitter.com/NTFg9QKjpF
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