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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Dec 2017

    Pope Francis Carves Roast Cherub For Vatican Christmas Dinner https://trib.al/hSXntbD pic.twitter.com/4xEJp40jy6

    5:19 PM - 25 Dec 2017
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    • TammyH everett johnson Paul Gerrish Geoffrey Burleson Michelangelo TruthnotLies: VoteBlue ~Lysander~ Zane Harding Susan sheffield
    26 replies 355 retweets 1,580 likes
      1. fred01‏ @fred01 25 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        THAT is just WRONG!

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      1. Debbernaut‏ @Debbernaut 25 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It was tender and mild.

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      1. K.C. Locke  🏳️‍🌈‏ @drdespicable 25 Dec 2017
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        Take a guess what he stuffed it with...

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      2. Oliver's Army‏ @FUTWNM 25 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        U guys sure this is an Onion story, sounds plausible to me. Now I know cherub is hard to come by, but he is the Pope

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      1. Sarah‏ @Sarah53847213 25 Dec 2017
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        Merry Christmas to all of you 😍

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      1.  🎃Gamer X 🎃‏ @Gamer_X_Gen 25 Dec 2017
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        OMG!!!!!!pic.twitter.com/40qSBA0mSi

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      1. george sears‏ @gsears1968 26 Dec 2017
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        brutal 🙃

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      1. Legendre Diffeqs‏ @smithnya 25 Dec 2017
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        #lol #omfg give me nightmares with that picture why don't you?

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      1. SortaStableGeni‏ @GeniBurns 25 Dec 2017
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        And the Pope,himself, even carved the roast beast.

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      1. joe ro‏ @joero3 25 Dec 2017
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        It tastes like chicken

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      1. Jiří Hocelík‏ @JHocelik 26 Dec 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/2VNTvVd3pm

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      1. Lynn Lawson‏ @LynnLawson2 26 Dec 2017
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        Not sure this pope deserves this but there are many “men of God” who publicly condemn “sins” of the flesh while privately devouring it. To those who find this kind of joke offensive, remember that religion is not God but merely a human response to/interpretation of the divine.

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      1. Raymond Hill‏ @Rayhill75Hill 25 Dec 2017
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        I’ll bet it was tasty.

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      1. Hank‏ @HankCharlesIII 25 Dec 2017
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        God I bet that cherub was decadent

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      1. Carrie Carter‏ @carrie_clv 25 Dec 2017
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        So horrible, but so damned funny. Onion, you’re a hoot.

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      1. Don Hartman‏ @HartmanDon 25 Dec 2017
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        I'll take a wing

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      1. TheInvertedFan‏ @TheInvertedFan 25 Dec 2017
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        let's hope it's not on a Friday...

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      1. David Ratliff  🐻‏ @1ChicagoDave 25 Dec 2017
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