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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Dec 2017

    Grandma Hangs On To Spend One Last Christmas With Nursing Home Staff https://trib.al/Ib6BCzU pic.twitter.com/1s2MpH67Bc

    9:14 AM - 25 Dec 2017
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      1. Māris Ūdris‏ @arlekiins 25 Dec 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/kZwR0gYSiz

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      1. .MICHAEL.‏ @584Ironworker 25 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too real. Thanks for bumming me out.

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      1. CraftSnekRyo‏ @RiverWitchRyo 25 Dec 2017
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      1. Mike LaPenta‏ @MikeLaPenta 25 Dec 2017
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      1. im the banksy‏ @Adam_Clemence 25 Dec 2017
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        jesus christ

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      2. Scott‏ @Saundeez11 25 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @micky_a_velli Jésus’ bday or not, onion brings the heat...

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. eliott‏ @micky_a_velli 25 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Saundeez11 @TheOnion

        It's the greatest website on the internet.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Danielle‏ @timelysarcasm 25 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        oh Jesus that’s actually depressing @scoobygay

        1 reply 0 retweets 22 likes
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      1. Jacob Cohen-Holmes‏ @Manokijones 25 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Brutal

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      1. ruthholladay‏ @ruthholladay 26 Dec 2017
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        ‘You got any more of that shit for Grandma, honey?’

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      1. Kent Morlan‏ @AKMorlan 25 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I would rather be dead than be in a nursing home so I took care of my Mom at home and I am taking care of my wife at home. Take care of your loveones.

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      1. Kyle Higgins‏ @DisneyTraveler2 25 Dec 2017
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      1. Joe Mayo‏ @GoldenDomer03 25 Dec 2017
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        Dilly Dilly.

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      1. Tessa‏ @TessaM26 26 Dec 2017
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        @hannahgjertson

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      1. Marybeth Horn‏ @MarybethHorn6 25 Dec 2017
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        This is how i feel today. Onion is right on message once again.

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      1. Stuart Ponder‏ @stuartponder 25 Dec 2017
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        Laugh now. One day, it will be you.

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      1. Tayson Voorhees‏ @taydert0t 25 Dec 2017
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        What the fuck man

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