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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Dec 2017

    Breaking: Adam Got A PS4 For Christmas https://trib.al/hDa56wZ pic.twitter.com/RzqvrbDhtN

    6:00 AM - 25 Dec 2017
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      1. Adam Crook‏ @AdamCrook1 25 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thanks for ruining my surprise.

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      2. Keith Monaghan‏ @KeithMonaghan2 25 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And $40 from his uncle

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      3. Tiffany King‏ @tifking73 25 Dec 2017
        Replying to @KeithMonaghan2 @TheOnion

        😂😂😂

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      1. Alex Cheek‏ @cheekbyname 25 Dec 2017
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        Nice one Adam

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      1. Old account‏ @oldprofileDWC 25 Dec 2017
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        Breaking: You waited too long. He'll be asking for a PS5 next year.

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      1. Kuno‏ @SailorSupernova 25 Dec 2017
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        ... but hides internal pain because he can only play Halo on XBox....

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      1. Wobu de Wobu‏ @Sonicman_Zero 25 Dec 2017
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        Good for you Adam. Hope you have fun.

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      1. JOSE DURAN‏ @PEPSILUCHE 25 Dec 2017
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        Dammnn at his age I was playing with sticks n rocks! He definitely doesn't deserve it!

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      1. Meat Man‏ @Ogradyxx 25 Dec 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/3RzeREYDn4

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      1. Andrew Jackson‏ @ranch_it_up_bro 25 Dec 2017
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        Good for Adam his family made the right choice

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      1. seth‏ @sethohio 25 Dec 2017
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        Spoiled brat.

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      1. Trace‏ @tsdown44_tracy 26 Dec 2017
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        And after tomorrow he'll say: I beat those games already. I want more.

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      1. Thomas Sheils‏ @thomasps3 25 Dec 2017
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        Shit! I didn’t !

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      1. Halloween Name Pending‏ @steaks 25 Dec 2017
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        but not the Pro model...smh.

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 25 Dec 2017
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        .... but the Rent-to-Own guys are coming after Boxing Day to pick it back up!!!

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      1. Adamned Reese‏ @AMReese 25 Dec 2017
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        Another one?

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