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Um... Christmas tree is an old pagan tradition...
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Its THE ONION, remember? Comedy? Satire?? And I know re tree, I am a pagan and danc around the yule log!
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Duh! Lol
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They're so persecuted
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The next conservative talking-head that tells me there's a war on Christmas and the Christians are being persecuted is getting a sharpened candy cane forced through the urethra. The people that actually throw a fit over "Merry Christmas" are few and far between, and all crazy.
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The War on Christmas is real. Don't you pay attention to the NFL? Jesus Tittyfucken Christ. Wake up.
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Boo fucking hoo, a billboard says happy holidays on it. Corporations will always default to the least offensive thing possible, because that's how they work. They're terrified of losing profits to even the smallest demographic.
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Evidently not
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Thanks for keeping is laughing this year,
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Is this a joke? I’m Christian & I am celebrating Christmas (which by the way is a pagan holiday honoring the Sun god long before Christians decided to claim it) just as I have for the past 65 years-in the open respecting the beliefs of all. Never left.
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I know the Onion is satire, but do you know how many people will believe this & quote it (possibly even our not so truthful leader)? I’ve even been attacked on twitter by those not knowing I was joking.
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If you know it's satire, why did you ask if it's a joke?
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