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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 24 Dec 2017

    Nation’s Oppressed Christians Huddle Underground To Light Single Shriveled Christmas Shrub https://trib.al/5gPmm3l pic.twitter.com/pxg5UQW30C

    2:57 PM - 24 Dec 2017
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    • J Stottz Nando Manchester Wesley Tharpe Bruce Milne Justin Ng Luke Mackle William Rory Coker Wide Receiver Photography Celtic Vision ... by Earth, Sea, & Sky.
    46 replies 1,743 retweets 4,940 likes
      1. Josiah Upton‏ @JosiahUpton 24 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/AaYccmvYpN

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      2. Max Fresquez‏ @maxfresquez1 24 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Um... Christmas tree is an old pagan tradition...

        3 replies 2 retweets 15 likes
      3. J. M. Mason  😎‏ @whiskers1960 24 Dec 2017
        Replying to @maxfresquez1 @TheOnion

        Its THE ONION, remember? Comedy? Satire?? And I know re tree, I am a pagan and danc around the yule log!

        2 replies 1 retweet 14 likes
      4. Max Fresquez‏ @maxfresquez1 24 Dec 2017
        Replying to @whiskers1960 @TheOnion

        Duh! Lol

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. Teresa Kaepernick‏ @B4IleaveU 24 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😂 Quit picking on us poor Christians!

        1 reply 1 retweet 42 likes
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      1. Luke, but like, a zombie or something like that‏ @LPL8717 24 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They're so persecuted

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      2. Driver Nephi‏ @NickelONickel 24 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The next conservative talking-head that tells me there's a war on Christmas and the Christians are being persecuted is getting a sharpened candy cane forced through the urethra. The people that actually throw a fit over "Merry Christmas" are few and far between, and all crazy.

        4 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
      3. Pat Riot‏ @WoodchainButchy 24 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NickelONickel @TheOnion

        The War on Christmas is real. Don't you pay attention to the NFL? Jesus Tittyfucken Christ. Wake up.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Driver Nephi‏ @NickelONickel 24 Dec 2017
        Replying to @WoodchainButchy @TheOnion

        Boo fucking hoo, a billboard says happy holidays on it. Corporations will always default to the least offensive thing possible, because that's how they work. They're terrified of losing profits to even the smallest demographic.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Johan Bowman‏ @JohanBowman 24 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @BillKristol - I’ll At Mention you in article after article where traditional Christian values are attacked, mocked, belittled, etc. Are you game? If I do this I anticipate that you will block me.

        5 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Me‏ @treaseye 24 Dec 2017
        Replying to @JohanBowman @TheOnion @BillKristol

        You understand what the onion is, right?

        2 replies 0 retweets 26 likes
      4. Rob, but spooky.  👻‏ @RobCoxxy 25 Dec 2017
        Replying to @treaseye @treasy and

        Evidently not

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. J. M. Mason  😎‏ @whiskers1960 24 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @BillKristol

        Thanks for keeping is laughing this year, @TheOnion

        0 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
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      2. Colleen Grotti 🦅 🌎 ✌️ 🕊 🧢 🌊‏ @colleengrott 25 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is this a joke? I’m Christian & I am celebrating Christmas (which by the way is a pagan holiday honoring the Sun god long before Christians decided to claim it) just as I have for the past 65 years-in the open respecting the beliefs of all. Never left.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Colleen Grotti 🦅 🌎 ✌️ 🕊 🧢 🌊‏ @colleengrott 25 Dec 2017
        Replying to @colleengrott @TheOnion

        I know the Onion is satire, but do you know how many people will believe this & quote it (possibly even our not so truthful leader)? I’ve even been attacked on twitter by those not knowing I was joking.

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Michael Cunningham‏ @MCunninghamAJC 25 Dec 2017
        Replying to @colleengrott @TheOnion

        If you know it's satire, why did you ask if it's a joke?

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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