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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 24 Dec 2017

    Study Finds Fewer Millennials Want To Live https://trib.al/S8iJ47m pic.twitter.com/8obJvHrdxx

    1:30 PM - 24 Dec 2017
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      1. New conversation
      2. Mason Mennenga‏ @masonmennenga 24 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ya’ll should do satire again.

        1 reply 4 retweets 90 likes
      3. Nathan Davis‏ @NathanDDavis 24 Dec 2017
        Replying to @masonmennenga @TheOnion

        I used to prefer onion news but now all the news is just as good.

        0 replies 0 retweets 19 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Green9090‏ @Green9090LP 24 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wait I thought this was supposed to be fake news

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      1. Nikki™  🌹‏ @NWPlayer123 24 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/EXAX72htfI

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      1. James‏ @J3Lyon 24 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Did the Onion branch out in actual news cuz this doesn't seem to be a parody.

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      1. Sam Seliger‏ @sseliger01 25 Dec 2017
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        Somebody tell the onion to stop posting factual content again

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      1. Naomi Jessica Sykes‏ @TheGoddessPen 24 Dec 2017
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        You're supposed to report fake news lol what are you doing? XD

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      1. Tim Janssen‏ @TimJan67 24 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I have millennial nieces and nephews, great 'kids.' They have it better than most. As a Boomer, I love young people. I don't envy them.😴😒🤓💩

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      1. Lazlo Deathray‏ @LazloDeathray 24 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Finally some good news.

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      1. Georgie  🤔 Boi‏ @MemeLordGeorge 24 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I mean... they aren’t wrong.

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      2. Heavy Metal Scientist‏ @OsMalum 24 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And fewer of us Gen Xers want them to live, so we appear to be in agreement.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Iwant2die‏ @ubique15 24 Dec 2017
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        Fucken bang on

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      1. Auds‏ @Auds_Aln 24 Dec 2017
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        What a mood

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      1. Nathan Slotnick‏ @jew_bears 24 Dec 2017
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        Stop this is real news

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      1. name here‏ @breaddrink1 24 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You mean it as a joke, but you really hit the nail on the head.

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      1. a blue checkmark‏ @bad_hombrez 24 Dec 2017
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        That means less competition in the job market

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      1. The red bionicle‏ @obiwanjacobi117 25 Dec 2017
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        @J_WASH34

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      1. mayor  🌙 rivy‏ @cybonk 24 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        hope you didn’t pay too much to do this study cuz i could have told u this shit for free binch

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