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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 24 Dec 2017

    Mom Tucks Handwritten Guide On How To Use Netflix Into Kitchen Drawer https://trib.al/DNWUEdh pic.twitter.com/FbE6afZNGp

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      1. scarydebbie‏ @scarydebbie 24 Dec 2017
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        Bummerpic.twitter.com/iBuImDAbiH

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      1. Clay‏ @Nixon_Corral 24 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Unrealistic imo. Mom's gotta have that AOL email.

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      1. ToTheMoon‏ @Suertedemundo 24 Dec 2017
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        Lol now everybody knows the pass

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      1. Walton Burns‏ @EnglAdvantage 24 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Memories of when you had to press a million buttons on different remotes and boxes to go from cable to VCR.

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      1. Preemster‏ @yikes90909 24 Dec 2017
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        How to search for new sci-fi shows is missing

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      1. Wyatt (the Ultracrepidarian)‏ @IMightBeWyatt 24 Dec 2017
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        OMG I just died... 😂

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      1. Brendan NoWar [Redacted]‏ @brendanredacted 24 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ah... the junk drawer

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      1. Jenny Reese‏ @pieceofreesejen 25 Dec 2017
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        @reese_preston

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      1. Slade‏ @Slade87338300 24 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Im positive that’s at my moms house

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      1. jarek jest rekinem‏ @jarekyashu 24 Dec 2017
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        @fourfeeterkurwa

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 24 Dec 2017
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        Like me taping Cable Box instructions on the back of the hand unit for my Dad...

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      1. SueMathews‏ @sukarma49 24 Dec 2017
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        In kitchen drawer ensures kids and husband never see it.

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      1. A n j e l i c a‏ @brokencandybar 24 Dec 2017
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        The person will still call to ask how to use it

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      1. Maggie 💀Dean‏ @ahhmaggieno 24 Dec 2017
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        Cute. Nice change of pace from "abject despair".

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      1. thevenividibuy‏ @thevenividibuy 24 Dec 2017
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        https://the-venividibuy.myshopify.com/collections/the-lord-of-the-rings …

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      1. Bernard Slack‏ @Bedford56 24 Dec 2017
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        How can I acquire such a guide

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      1. kfals‏ @kfalsTI 24 Dec 2017
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        Silly Sharon

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