The Onion has never made me cry before.
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Why are so many children getting trapped under cars? Are they falling on them from the sky? Driving off of bridges?
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1103 pounds is the world record for deadlift tho.
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Probably not if I'm that child..shrug.
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My mother lifted a car off me when I became trapped under it. Well it was more of a cart. A grocery cart really. Anyways, thanks Mom!
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Damn skippy! ;)
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Women are awesome~






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As usual almost funny then pc
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Amen Brother without a woman none of us would be here

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Wow this was shocking. *damn onions
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Wow this is... really sweet. It's pretty great!
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Sadly I found out that wasn't true. Or maybe I didn't want it bad enough? It wasn't a very good kid anyway & you can always have more.
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I was expecting an Onion video, not the most inspirational video I've ever seen
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Definitely satire.
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Sure, if she’s a star of WWE, or the car in question is a plastic yard card that the child just rolled on the front lawn while playing...
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wrong,I know a father lifting a heavy track when his son is trapped under it,but he lie in hospital for several weeks latter
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