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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 24 Dec 2017

    Can A Mother Actually Lift A Car If Her Child Is Trapped Under It?pic.twitter.com/51TZooqgKd

    10:36 AM - 24 Dec 2017
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    • ❌Erinblue ❌ Manny Croden and 105 others {indefinite intermission}🌲 eternalshark Atlaimond Ben Slotten ❄Frostaltered❄🔫 Andrew Yorke
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      1. Annie K‏ @annie_kathleen 24 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion has never made me cry before.

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      1. Douglas‏ @dwo3c 24 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why are so many children getting trapped under cars? Are they falling on them from the sky? Driving off of bridges?

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      1. Isak‏ @IsakUljons 24 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        1103 pounds is the world record for deadlift tho.

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      1. Snowdancer‏ @rustyloer 24 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Probably not if I'm that child..shrug.

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 24 Dec 2017
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        My mother lifted a car off me when I became trapped under it. Well it was more of a cart. A grocery cart really. Anyways, thanks Mom!

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      2. Deixar-pra là jusqu'à la mort クポ❢ | EdJay‏ @Tarcil 24 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @NanamiOjousama @DerSeele @ImTheRealJennaJ 😇😘🤘

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      3. Jenna Jenks‏ @ImTheRealJennaJ 24 Dec 2017
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        Damn skippy! ;)

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      4. Deixar-pra là jusqu'à la mort クポ❢ | EdJay‏ @Tarcil 25 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ImTheRealJennaJ @TheOnion and

        Women are awesome~ 🤓😎😘🤘😇😉💪

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      2. True Tech Info‏ @stothelutz 24 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        As usual almost funny then pc

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      1. Joe Gar‏ @JoeGar5150 24 Dec 2017
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        Amen Brother without a woman none of us would be here 🙌💏

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      1. Yashiro Vibez‏ @YashiroVibez 24 Dec 2017
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        Wow this was shocking. *damn onions

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      1. Wobu de Wobu‏ @Sonicman_Zero 24 Dec 2017
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        Wow this is... really sweet. It's pretty great!

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      1. katherine mellow‏ @katydid_alot 24 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sadly I found out that wasn't true. Or maybe I didn't want it bad enough? It wasn't a very good kid anyway & you can always have more.

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      1. Firebert  🚮‏ @idkmanwow 24 Dec 2017
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        I was expecting an Onion video, not the most inspirational video I've ever seen

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      1. Relax, miss.‏ @SuperOrangeKid 24 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Definitely satire.

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 24 Dec 2017
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        Sure, if she’s a star of WWE, or the car in question is a plastic yard card that the child just rolled on the front lawn while playing...

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      1. XU ZHIYE‏ @ZhiyeXu 24 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        wrong,I know a father lifting a heavy track when his son is trapped under it,but he lie in hospital for several weeks latter🤣

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      1. thevenividibuy‏ @thevenividibuy 24 Dec 2017
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        https://the-venividibuy.myshopify.com/collections/the-lord-of-the-rings …

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