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The Onion is satire. Not to be taken literally. Loosen up a little! It’s damn funny.
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Oh Irony!!!
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That's exactly why I eat chickens.
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Yeah well karmas a bitch. I rescued a meat chicken off the exit ramp near the processing plant where he had apparently not gotten closed into one of the horrid cages. I had him for a long time. Darling sweet thing followed me around and would sit on my feet.
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No of course not. He had genetic issues from being bred to provide meat for humans. His body grew too big for his sweet little heart. Feel like shit now? You should.
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Yeah wouldn't put it past them...they maybe delicious..but look really mean!!
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Lol people think this is serious

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most need to be
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“they taste like chicken”
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I have chickens. This is true

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People Fried Steak w/ Mashed Potatoes and People Gravy and Green Beans at Kentucky Fried People. Me, I prefer dark meat, legs and thighs but occasionally a moist breast.
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FOX News already calling for chicken ban. Trump tweeting drumstick
conspiracy theories. Sarah Huckabee Sanders questions patriotism of chickens and insists “fake news” media riling up poultry across the country. Rand Paul beaten up by large chicken on his front lawn.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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