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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Dec 2017

    A Quick And Simple Drywall Recipe That Kids With Pica Will Lovepic.twitter.com/zbOBrjDG1C

    4:20 PM - 23 Dec 2017
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    • Alex OC Sophia Chester NitroStitch ☠️Metal Godz☠️ fixylol Edgar Sundance65 Eric Sodicoff 👨🏻‍⚕️
    23 replies 180 retweets 718 likes
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      2. Diane Bugbee‏ @DianeBugbee 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is not funny at all. Pica is something that real kids with disabilities and their families struggle with. Pica should not be a subject for satire.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Improv‏ @dachte 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @DianeBugbee @TheOnion

        Every topic is suitable for satire. Literally every topic.

        1 reply 0 retweets 17 likes
      4. Diane Bugbee‏ @DianeBugbee 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @dachte @TheOnion

        Really? I disagree.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Boss‏ @BossTheDoggo 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @DianeBugbee @dachte @TheOnion

        Exactly! Satire should conform to your taste

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Diane Bugbee‏ @DianeBugbee 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @BossTheDoggo @dachte @TheOnion

        IMHO, some things are off limits for satire. Would anyone satirize symptoms of cancer? Alzheimer's? MS? I don't think so and believe the same should be true for Pica.

        4 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Improv‏ @dachte 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @DianeBugbee @BossTheDoggo @TheOnion

        I absolutely would satirise them if I thought of funny jokes about them. For one thing, laughter is how some people cope with shitty situations. For another, worries about offense hurt expression and culture.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8. ViiStar‏ @VIIStar_ 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @dachte @DianeBugbee and

        I did! Someone was like those odds are 50/50... and I was like, well that's better than cancer! and my friend was like, if you go to hell it was for that joke, and I agreed. 👍

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. OTC Dynamics, Inc.‏ @otcdynamics 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        These are so good with milk

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      1. Brother Hezekiah‏ @tupadreway 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm old school. We did the lead-lovers deep dish. I remember how the colors just popped and the sweet,or was it sour?....I forget for some reason.

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      1. Jana 🌊‏ @Janagrams 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thank god you guys didn’t put a #pica in with your tweet. You would have hoards of angry #picaawareness tweets.

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      2. Improv‏ @dachte 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @devxvda

        Pica-chew?

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      2. Andrew Currie‏ @_andrewcurrie 23 Dec 2017
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        @joshberickson

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      3. Josh Erickson‏ @joshberickson 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @_andrewcurrie @Andrew_C23 @TheOnion

        Omg

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      4. Andrew Currie‏ @_andrewcurrie 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @joshberickson @TheOnion

        “Add in a desire to consume non-nutritive substances...” really got me

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 24 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A tasty spread!!! Just trowel it on a bagel, let set slightly and then eat!!! Nice crunchy texture and that exquisite pasty flavour....

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      1. Saeiqa IFB‏ @StarfleetPop 24 Dec 2017
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        @ChefLaurelWhite

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      1. matt lindsay‏ @mattlindsay811 24 Dec 2017
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        That is the best headline you have ever written!!!

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      2. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom 24 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Led the secret ingredient to lead a fruitful life. Because led os heavy and makes you feel fuller.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom 24 Dec 2017
        Replying to @PeteyIsom @TheOnion

        Led missing the A in your scholastic chievement.

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