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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Dec 2017

    Men Whose Beautiful Wives Died On Christmas 10 Years Ago Announce Plans To Drink Whiskey Alone In Dark Apartment https://trib.al/grUmVXE pic.twitter.com/1PJDeovQ2K

    2:53 PM - 23 Dec 2017
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    • Eh lmao 🇨🇦 Johnny Cockstud MJ Ian Birmingham Cameron Bluett Markus Olofsson Saku Tony Lastname LIAM
    32 replies 136 retweets 812 likes
      1. huskydog‏ @huskydog 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not clever or funny. Fail!

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1. Hungry Zucy scary Zucy‏ @AwesomeHaircut 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        well gaddamn that's depressing

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      2. J SAL‏ @daconfluence 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is the best the onion could come up for xmas. #EpicFail #NotFunny

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Crustacean Singles‏ @CrustaceanSngls 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @daconfluence @TheOnion

        Twitter Account That Uses Hashtag 'EpicFail' Has Important Opinions About Comedy

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      4. J SAL‏ @daconfluence 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @CrustaceanSngls @TheOnion

        'Very important' but this article isn't comedy.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Adamned Reese‏ @AMReese 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @daconfluence @CrustaceanSngls @TheOnion

        Twitter Account That Uses Hashtag 'EpicFail' Thinks Onion Is Always Comedy

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. J SAL‏ @daconfluence 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @AMReese @CrustaceanSngls @TheOnion

        So what do you call this piece?

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      7. Adamned Reese‏ @AMReese 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @daconfluence @CrustaceanSngls @TheOnion

        Dark satire

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. Steel Wolf‏ @TorturedBucFan 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Mine died in '96....This one isn't very funny

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      4. Steel Wolf‏ @TorturedBucFan 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @AshesParamore @TheOnion

        Triggered? You think it's funny too? God forbid anything ever happens to you.

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      6. Steel Wolf‏ @TorturedBucFan 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @AshesParamore @TheOnion

        Well I hope you live a painful, lonely life because you don't deserve any better. Your parents should be ashamed or shot or BOTH

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Zack Klapman‏ @ZackKlapman 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Led by founding President, Martin Riggs.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. 𝕭𝖗𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖆𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖕𝖔𝖔𝕶𝖞‏ @yeahskeletor 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ZackKlapman @TheOnion

        Luckily Roger Murtaugh has shown up with a bottle of Prosecco and copy of the third season of Gilmore Girls including special commentary.

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      2. Fulton Rockaway Boy‏ @flach_joseph 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is funny?

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 23 Dec 2017
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        What are the men who’s ugly wives died ten years ago doing tho?

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      1. Jamon Serrano‏ @Jam0nSerran0 23 Dec 2017
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        jesus what the fuck guys

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