Oops that reminds me to set my agenda for tomorrow morning. TO DO: 1) Find quality bootstraps 2) Pull self up with found bootstraps 3) Become Billionaire 4) Avoid purge Ok, all I gotta do now is hold up till tomorrow afternoon. Lists are great.
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I dunno, bro. Even with all of those qualifications, you forgot to list becoming white. They might use your not being white as a loophole to purge you.
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I got it all worked out. The plan is to stand between Ben Carson and Herman Cain, and no one will know it's me. Just have to stay stupid things and then I'll be totally invisible.
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Sir, you definitely have a plan. I salute you and your survival skills.
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Still one of the nicest things he’s done for the working class.
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Leave the poor guy alone. It's the only way he can get an erection anymore.
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Your humor is


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Cow ice cream? Is that a British thing or something?
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You won't thinks so if you taste it.
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Not too far off actually. Republican senate in action.
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For Christ sake's people, it's just a joke. He's not even using the sharp side of the knife
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One toke over the line, guys. Too far.
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When I saw this, it was at 666 likes, am I blessed!?
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Holy crap, that's both insanely triggering and insanely funny
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Is this for real???
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...what do you think
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