The Onion has officially stopped being satire and is now straight-up reporting actual news.
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Silencing those with whom don't vote the same. Twitter Gestapo
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Hahahaha! Twitter banning accounts. That is satire gone too far.
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ri razorfist for liking a band called lynch mob
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Actually, the only ones calling themselves "God's chosen" are the jewish. So... Yeah, bad joke.
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My pet’s account is being banned for trying to open proselytize on twitter. All he said was “In Dog We Trust”...
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Twitter is opt in. You dont have to see any tweets that offend you. Banning and censoring is just liberal Twitter execs playing god.
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About time
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That's a pretty anti-Semitic attitude.
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OY VEY
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No need to think. Just create another. Maybe they should record ip address where account created from and then block for 1 week.
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My bad for making sense.
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Sure it does.
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My designated negro friend that I happen to have a close relationship with at this time= nigga
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