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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Dec 2017

    How Every Hit Song Is Created By Sampling Hall & Oates 'Rich Girl'pic.twitter.com/T8JS1Q2iT4

    How Every Hit Song Is Created By Sampling Hall & Oates 'Rich Girl'
    2:20 PM - 22 Dec 2017
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    • 420_druglord_69 Donnie Durgin Paul Loughridge Kristine Paulk Dugan tori James Rushing Daniel 👽🎃David Arce🎃👽 Lowell Catt Mooper
    29 replies 403 retweets 1,353 likes
      1. Michael Johnson‏ @MikesPieHole 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not to mention the way Bach and Beethoven shamelessly sampled #RichGirl back in the day

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      1. Kevin Dempsey‏ @KevinDemps25 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @kimm_bell12 @TheOnion

        Lolol why is this so elaborate

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      1.  🌊 NO KOCH CONSTITUTION  💥 NO CON CON  🌊‏ @kepcar 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh 1976, with your new Rocky Balboa and your no Star Wars yet, and your bicentennial, how I miss you. 'Rich Girl' is genius btw

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      1.  🌊 Me  🌊‏ @DahVeedP 23 Dec 2017
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        Sorry guys. Every hit song has the same four chords. cc: @axisofawesomehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pidokakU4I …

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      1. Sugar Snatch‏ @SugarSnatch 22 Dec 2017
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        Oh snap fam.. I found the secret! We just gotta sample rich girl into Ableton10beta2.5 and throw on some serum phaser reverb and we'll make tens of dollars off our Spotify income....

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      1. Sauron Witt‏ @VaughnDarritt 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #NotSatire

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      2. Quinn Redmond‏ @Quinnredmond 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @robgriffith2 this is GOLD

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      3. Rob Griffith‏ @robgriffith2 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Quinnredmond @TheOnion

        Hahahahahahaha

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      1. Stupid Ape‏ @ApeNotKnow 24 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @ 1:34 “John Hall’s infamous lyrics...”. Huh. You don’t say.

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      1. di Grappa‏ @remonstr8 24 Dec 2017
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        😀

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      1. Jeremy Busch‏ @JeremyCBusch 24 Dec 2017
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        @CodyUhing

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      1. Saeiqa IFB‏ @StarfleetPop 24 Dec 2017
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        @ChefLaurelWhite

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      1. J‏ @freddy_slicklow 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Little known fact - this is stupid

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      1. BornFree‏ @cwcpr 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Zero humor has been achieved. This tweet may be remembered as the final nail in the coffin of The Onion. Oh well, it was a hell of a run.

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      1. Han Shot First‏ @han__shot_first 22 Dec 2017
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        🤯

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Isn’t that like saying that every great symphony is based on a sample of a toilet flushing?

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