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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Dec 2017

    Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan https://trib.al/qGQfYUP pic.twitter.com/YWF3KXL1TT

    1:23 PM - 22 Dec 2017
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      2. James Trevor‏ @jamesrtrevor 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Man I’m really concerned about what side the Doritocan Republic will take 😰

        1 reply 1 retweet 38 likes
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      1. Joseph Cullen‏ @Joseph_Cullen90 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And will there be a dip in Tzatzikistan's presence on the world stage?

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      2. Amy B 🎃 I VOTED 🇺🇸‏ @amybuchwald 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @InterpreterDad

        Everyone knows that Snakistanians are cheetoers.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Allen Warner‏ @InterpreterDad 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @amybuchwald @TheOnion

        At the same time, the Fritolaysians feathers are too easily ruffled.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. JamesDACC‏ @Jamesdacc 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @InterpreterDad @amybuchwald @TheOnion

        Both of you go to your rooms.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Chuck DiLullo‏ @chuckdilullo 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Classic. Always count on you guys to make me laugh. The only thing left here was to check with the Secretary of Steak to deem their alert to status to A1 or 57. Keep up the great work.

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      1. Dane‏ @eld2_0 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Who is your sauce

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      1. Mike Elliott‏ @muckduckmike 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You know, Hannity is going to cover this tonight and blame Hillary.

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      1. Orange, Yellow and White Candy Corn Leader 🎃‏ @OrangeLeaderUSA 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We have always been at war with Fritolaysia.

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      1. Arthur Ryan‏ @UnrealArtRyan 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Please don't show this to the president, he may think it's real!

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      2. Melissa661 ®™ 💜 🇺🇸‏ @Mel_661 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ok. I laughed lol TY

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. miller time‏ @MXS_Nightmare 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Mel_661 @TheOnion

        I took it with, Wait for it, A grain of salt

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. PapaKeith&Ramblers‏ @PapaKeithRamble 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I think they should build a bowl, the greatest bowl anyone has ever seen, and make those damned Chexicans pay for it. They've bean dipping across the border long enough

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      1. This Isn't Normal‏ @JustAintNormal 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But what will Utzbekistan think?

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      1. Ozzie‏ @Jurj_Clooners 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Never start a land war in Fritolaysia

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      1. David Cain‏ @DavidDCain 24 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I love their little flags

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      1. Charles Myc‏ @MycC19055 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What a bunch of neo-snacktards. Truly woke snackers celebrate the diversity of party mix.

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      1. Tim Reidy‏ @3garcons 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Laosy idea by the Onion

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      1. Shawn Moon‏ @courier502 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is this a joke?

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