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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Dec 2017

    Nation’s Cable Companies Announce They’re Just Going To Take $100 From Everyone https://trib.al/RZnopJC pic.twitter.com/QThJh5SMuq

    4:49 AM - 22 Dec 2017
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      1. Heather L‏ @hlissner 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They already do this every month.

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      1. Elliot Malmberg‏ @SH_Elliot 22 Dec 2017
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        I cannot imagine a life without satire.pic.twitter.com/M4dNO48IrF

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      2. [ Humanoid428 ]‏ @humanoid428 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Good but Time Warner Cable is called Spectrum now

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      3. Adam Hoffman‏ @FolkTaleGeek 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @humanoid428 @TheOnion

        And yet I still have to make the check out to Time Warner Cable.

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Janelle Espinosa‏ @JanelleEsp 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lol

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      1. he‏ @manofangery 22 Dec 2017
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        But this isn't parody. This is accurate.

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      2. woot000‏ @w00t000 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @wordsitype @TheOnion

        what

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      1. Jewish Guy‏ @SkimmMilkk 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don't they do that already?

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      1. WITCHY MITTENS ☆みっつ☆‏ @TTRlovesMittens 22 Dec 2017
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        So THIS is how they funded the bonuses!

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      1. Andrew Jackson‏ @ranch_it_up_bro 22 Dec 2017
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        Wait didn’t they actually do this to people for real with hidden charges or something I swear I saw a story on the news and then people found out and they had to pay people back.

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      1. Dance Your Face Off!‏ @DanceYFO 22 Dec 2017
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        😂😂 sounds about right!

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      1. Casey Ryback (rat god)‏ @toadswiback 22 Dec 2017
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        Ajit Pai repeals the repeal on Net Neutrality after realizing PornHub part of internethttps://onetie-alltie.com/2017/12/18/ajit-pai-repeals-the-repeal-on-net-neutrality-after-realizing-pornhub-part-of-internet/ …

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      1. bill rad‏ @billrad 22 Dec 2017
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        Ha! I cut the cord and now STREAM all my tv and movies...uh...over (um) Comcast Xfinity...they can’t possibly take...(reads #NetNeutrality article again) Well, $100 doesn’t seem so bad, right?

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      1. Cheryl Lee Gravitt‏ @Birdonwing 27 Dec 2017
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        Dang it !

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      1. TheGeekTCM YT‏ @thegeektcmyt1 27 Dec 2017
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        No, I forgot today is Wednsday...... Time to dig up from the piggy bank again...pic.twitter.com/QswKPc72HW

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      1. letcreate123‏ @letcreate123 23 Dec 2017
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        At least they're being honest /shrug

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      1. Mike‏ @Feynite 22 Dec 2017
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        Is that the plan back @Bungie HQ @lars_bakken

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 22 Dec 2017
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        AND, they’re going to throttle down the speed of your Netflix downloads!! Take THAT, free-market enterprise!!

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