Food To Leave Out For God On Christmas Evepic.twitter.com/X8agsYXwyj
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Mocking God is not the wisest thing you could do tonight. Imho.
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Heads up for that 'thunderbolt of smite'!
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Lets leave treats out for Santa
So he can be refreshed
If you don’t leave treats for Santa then
He’ll feast upon your flesh
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Now do a Mohammed the Prophet one, it'll be hilarious!
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God does not want paltry poultry, he wants lamb. 1 Corinthians 5:7 Exodus 12:3
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“My name is (ArchAngel) Michael, I’ve got a nickle, We’re going to buy a chicken leg, or two...”.
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trickle down economics satire. nice
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creepy ol shit for people to believein in in this day and age.
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Jesus is not G-d so that’s offensive. If you say you believe Jesus is the son of G-d, I’ll give you a pass because it’s what you believe.
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Now this is a hilariously irreverent allusion to old Mythological Times where idiotic "sacrifice" was "supposed to" pay-the-price for something nice!
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My family always leave a full roasted chicken for God every year



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Right?!!! It’s always been a tradition here in Utah!
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Good God Bless You Carrie....and Utah


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Fuck that, I'm leaving jello shots for God AND his angels. He needs it after seeing all his creation, Trump, has done.
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Mocking God is not a good idea
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Am sure he has a sense of humour.
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Hmmm maybe
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Just ask Isaac..."just kidding, suckers! "
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