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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Dec 2017

    Cash-Strapped Florida Retiree Desperately Selling Off Anything Of Value https://trib.al/RXbes0K pic.twitter.com/gRFxsvu4AH

    1:34 PM - 21 Dec 2017
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    38 replies 1,537 retweets 3,349 likes
      1. Eerie Jones‏ @elevationjones 21 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Eerie Jones Retweeted The Onion

        In a year where news headlines all sound like @theonion, they somehow still consistently deliver the lols.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/943957768591077377 …

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        Cash-Strapped Florida Retiree Desperately Selling Off Anything Of Value https://trib.al/RXbes0K  pic.twitter.com/gRFxsvu4AH
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      1. Kyle Prahl‏ @BetterCallPrahl 21 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        cc: @LeBatardShow

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      1. more rice‏ @Maurice1Charles 21 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Boo this manpic.twitter.com/TiAxUYwp7P

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      1. Austin Young‏ @HotSaucetin 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @wpruitt2 @CarsonIsYoung

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      1. DLL_anthro‏ @DLL_anthro 21 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Stop being like reality, please!

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      1. David Brown‏ @AnswerDave 21 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        you guys

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      2. Johnny Dangle‏ @1JohnnyDangle 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DaveLaMont1

        He could making a killing with his gift baskets!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Dave LaMont‏ @DaveLaMont1 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @1JohnnyDangle @TheOnion

        I have a line...but decorum prevents me from using it

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Raul G‏ @_Vito_Pingozzi 31 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #Jetersucks

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      1. Mitch Kern‏ @MKern9 21 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Velgs16 lol.

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      1. Chris Corsetti‏ @setti3532 21 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @LucilleBurdge

        @therealjavery

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      1. Nathan Rice‏ @nathanerice 21 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @adkinsnick

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      2. Denis Mikel‏ @MikelDenis 21 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @LeBatardShow you guys see this?

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      2. Alan R. Hooper‏ @AlanRHooper 21 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The article does not come up, at least for me that is.

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      3. WMiller‏ @WendyVM3 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @AlanRHooper @TheOnion

        Me either

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      4. Alan R. Hooper‏ @AlanRHooper 24 Dec 2017
        Replying to @WendyVM3 @TheOnion

        And, I never heard back from @TheOnion .

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      5. WMiller‏ @WendyVM3 24 Dec 2017
        Replying to @AlanRHooper @TheOnion

        Annoying!

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      6. Alan R. Hooper‏ @AlanRHooper 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @WendyVM3 @TheOnion

        Yeah, I hear that!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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