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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Dec 2017

    "This is my country, and I’ll say “Merry Christmas” on any damn holiday I please." https://trib.al/fnnV7CS pic.twitter.com/x7ZcAELM1N

    12:55 PM - 21 Dec 2017
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      1. vinnie‏ @vinniemgupta 21 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        happy festivus!pic.twitter.com/xekWbJUkZb

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      2. Driver Nephi‏ @NickelONickel 21 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I've still never met someone that actually gets offended by the use of Merry Christmas. I've heard of companies having a policy of their employees only saying happy holidays, but anyone that genuinely makes a big deal out of it deserves to be sodomized with a candy cane.

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      3. AroundTown‏ @Bikerboots 21 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NickelONickel @TheOnion

        http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2017/12/20/bell-ringer-beaten-merry-christmas/ …

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      4. Driver Nephi‏ @NickelONickel 21 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Bikerboots @TheOnion

        That's pretty fucked

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      1. Bruno‏ @SonofVadju 21 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @FFRF

        And to all you GOP Snowflakes, I fixed your damn coffee cups as well!pic.twitter.com/X1fwQbVZjk

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      1. Eric Muirhead‏ @emuirhead 21 Dec 2017
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        Someone wished me a Happy Halloween last October. I wanted to punch the G'damn godless liberal in the face.

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      1. JR‏ @GlenEllynDad1 21 Dec 2017
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        I think it makes most sense on Flag Day.

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      1. Hamad Albaghli‏ @albaghlihamad 21 Dec 2017
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        Marry Christmas for you and all and all christian around the globe. May god bless all years to come for all.

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      1. Don LaBred‏ @DLabred 21 Dec 2017
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        America is the best country in the US

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      1. jack‏ @Thetiredbroker 21 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DianeSATX

        ya know this is so overblown , its been merry christmas as long as I can remember and I am really 5 years old !!!!

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      1. Brian‏ @wvbrian 21 Dec 2017
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        @wvufanst my thoughts exactly. lol.

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      1. k @ r l‏ @hotmfnkarl 21 Dec 2017
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        Gerald Crump hahahahahaha

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 22 Dec 2017
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        What?? You mean the big guy doesn’t approve? Looks like you are on the naughty list after all....pic.twitter.com/hhdHlDosII

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 22 Dec 2017
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        And screw you, “Merry Christmas” to you on Chinese New Year....

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 22 Dec 2017
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        And Merry “damned” Christmas to you, ya bastard Arbour Day!!

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 22 Dec 2017
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        Merry “Effin” Christmas, Martin Luther King day!!!

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      1. capa nemoa‏ @CNemoa 22 Dec 2017
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        Right on!

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      1. Jay Fahrenbruch‏ @puckncrazy1 21 Dec 2017
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        Merry Christmas!!!

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      1. Fr 🎃ckles/Max's liberal gramma‏ @ORgrannie 21 Dec 2017
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        😆

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