Leave out a full roasted chicken, so God can give the bones to His angels so they have something to snack on, too.pic.twitter.com/tiy6QY750M
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Leave out a full roasted chicken, so God can give the bones to His angels so they have something to snack on, too.pic.twitter.com/tiy6QY750M
Not to mention that it appears that she used yellow split peas and not green and red lentils, (as I always do at Christmas time, it's the only way to be truly politically correct about Christmas).
Give the food to the poor, and we're done
If I leave out a gallon of water, you think Jesus will stop by and turn it into wine? Asking for a friend...pic.twitter.com/coH7tjFGqY
How about I just leave out a tub of myrrh?
Ummm... so the onion is tired of accurately predicting the shitshow that is the Trump presidency. So they decide to dabble in theater of the bizarre.pic.twitter.com/oVlYJGnZKK
Oh, Santa's gonna be really mad when he gets to her house!
She has it all wrong, Christmas is about Santa, n'est pas?
Santa is Dead
Last time I let left something out for that guy, he didn't eat any of my food.
*sigh* My unrequited love
Left out Food? My aunt Roxanne did that once. she made Italian Sausage with onions and peppers in tomato sauce. she didn't refridgerate it the night before, and at dinne rthe next day no one ate it because it was left out on the kitchen counter all night before!
God? since when do we do cookies for God? Santa please.
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