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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Dec 2017

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    "With our tax reform bill giving us the mandate we have long desired, there’s nothing stopping us now—commence the bloodletting!"https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/943575765781831681 …

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    Paul Ryan Slits Auto Mechanic’s Throat To Kick Off GOP Purge Of Working Class https://trib.al/e0PR3nu  pic.twitter.com/NjA2e4vzxS
    7:19 PM - 20 Dec 2017
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      1. Todd Fronauer‏ @ToddFronauer 20 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This photo is fake. I can tell because Ryan would look WAY happier if it were real.

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      2. BOO-doo Pork‏ @Voodoo_Pork 20 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought the Onion was satire.

        1 reply 1 retweet 23 likes
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      1. TrashRat‏ @trashytrashrat 20 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Credit where credit is due...it's getting harder to tell sarcasm from @TheOnion from @RealDnaldTrump reality

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      1. AJ Phillips‏ @aime2smile 20 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I have to say that - while I'm a huge fan of the lightheartedness I can find here - the gallows humor of this particular headline is so demoralizing. Please understand that I'm not blaming you, I'm simply fearful of how closely your headlines map to reality.... #UnSeatGOP

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      1. Ethan Wilson‏ @14Spaces4aName 20 Dec 2017
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        DON'T GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS!!!!!!

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      1. SHO’NUFF‏ @AlexMachado305 20 Dec 2017
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      1. Jack Cook‏ @JSCookJr 20 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The country has too damn many left-handed Irish mechanics.

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      2. Ronda Taylor‏ @RondaTango 20 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I’m sort of embarrassed that this made me laugh out loud.

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      1. R.C. Masters‏ @QCwordlady 21 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I recognize satire, just find the image as unworthy of being labeled "humor" as Kathy Griffith's career-ending step too far. #Resist Trump and Ryan -- just not w/ violent images, please.

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      2. Joshua Brehse‏ @JBrehse 20 Dec 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/9j0fRyFHK8

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      3. Part Time Virtue Signaller‏ @TonyRxxx 20 Dec 2017
        Replying to @JBrehse @TheOnion

        Then why aren't you happy that the voters will vote democrat next? Also any tax cuts you get, you should give them to charities since you don't want your taxes lowered

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Scott BOOm‏ @sbloom85 20 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TonyRxxx @JBrehse @TheOnion

        You're an idiot. The Republicans' "tax bill" lowers the taxes of the wealthy and increases the burden on us peasants.

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      2.  🖤 👻 😈B00~bitch 👿 👻 🖤‏ @LAzYGigi_ 20 Dec 2017
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      1. Terry‏ @Terry_Wechsler Jan 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @MauraLeeLang

        Why is this OK, but not what @kathygriffin did?

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      1. Johnny Catsh‏ @John_C_Catsh 21 Dec 2017
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        #PaulRyan #Republicans #GOPTaxScam #BoycottWisconsinpic.twitter.com/PGGPnO54Ca

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      1. Heidi Azaro‏ @heidiazaro 21 Dec 2017
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        @SpeakerRyan Spot. On.

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