But is it worth it if he hasn't met his deductible?
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I think they sell ointment for that
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Aim for the third eye red whatever
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30+ years of video games, and they still haven't fixed this! We'll always know where to shoot!
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Greatest Contra game.
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Has
@TheOnion been taken over by extremists?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Ripping off Aliens and Predator in one fell swoop







B Apic.twitter.com/a4gbdo91By
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@mjo5988 I’m getting worried about how often I vomit armor-plated slugs.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Lmao looks like contra
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Pretty sure it is
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steroid use will always come with consequences.
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Probably a little late as he has heads growing out of his shoulders. There is a flame thrower involved. Pretty much a done deal.
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The ONION
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Now I want to go see the Contra episode of Sonic for Hire “Tell him we’re never leaving! THERE’S COKE ON TITS!!!”
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Perhaps my favorite onion article ever
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