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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Dec 2017

      GOP Leaders Celebrate Decisive Win Over Americans https://trib.al/lnfEluL pic.twitter.com/IMuQpj3MIj

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      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Dec 2017

      .@SenateMajLdr: “This is a monumental victory not only for us, but for everyone struggling under the reign of the average American.” https://trib.al/SFflmIU pic.twitter.com/YXBlKijE56

      3:29 PM - 20 Dec 2017
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      • Robert Yang Steve Burdette Michael Hayes 💜spooky michael💜 elle Daphnis Martini 𝙠𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙖𝙡𝙡 🍋 just a small town squirrel Tucker 'White Supremacist' Carlson
      22 replies 491 retweets 1,300 likes
        1. Chris Sylcox [Exhibit B]‏ @ChrisSylcox 20 Dec 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @senatemajldr

          Too close to being real. Supposed to be satire.

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        2. Sharon Economon‏ @segrade3 20 Dec 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @senatemajldr

          It's a victory for the 1%! They don't care about the rest of us!!!

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        3. Greg Kellogg‏ @gregmk12 20 Dec 2017
          Replying to @segrade3 @TheOnion @senatemajldr

          Sure they do, they threw us a couple of peanuts so we will remember how they saved us a couple of bucks on voting day.

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        4. Sharon Economon‏ @segrade3 20 Dec 2017
          Replying to @gregmk12 @TheOnion @senatemajldr

          Sorry. No. Look at their eyes! They hate us!

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        1. Laura K. Curtis‏ @laurakcurtis 20 Dec 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @senatemajldr

          Please tell me this is one of your jokes.

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        2. Eastern Branch‏ @eastern_branch 20 Dec 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @senatemajldr

          The kind of messaging the Democrats should be doing, but are too spineless to contemplate.

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        1. Bog Hag Astraea 🌈‏ @AstraeaFights 21 Dec 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @senatemajldr

          Is this even satire any more?

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        1. Andy‏ @shofdog 20 Dec 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @senatemajldr

          This seems like an entirely real quote! #GOPWTF #LyinRyan #McConnellSucks #Hypocrites #truckfump #GOPTaxScamBill

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        1. thats Miss Cindy to you!‏ @MissCindyPieO 20 Dec 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @senatemajldr

          Shoot them all

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        1. MillieJ‏ @mtjhatetrump 20 Dec 2017
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          WHAT? Is this real?

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        1. Jodi Black‏ @jodirene37 20 Dec 2017
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          WTF

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        1. gethimouttahere‏ @gkruege 22 Dec 2017
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          WTF?

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        1. An Indepent's Independence‏ @Pat1Sox1 21 Dec 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @senatemajldr

          Prevail over Americans? The reign of the average American? He wants to prevail/DOMINATE Americans. He wants to save us average Joes from the DOMINATING RULE of being average? Maybe's it's just me. His domination theme, I think he's been hanging w/those GOP pervs too much.

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        1. Rwayne‏ @Rwayne27706341 20 Dec 2017
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          Is he predicting the end of the reign of “government by the people for the people...” ? #ConstitutionalCoup #GOPTaxScamBill

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        2. warrbo‏ @warrbo 20 Dec 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @senatemajldr

          WE WON #DINGDONG THE WICKED WITCH IS DEAD

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        3. Garrett Moffitt‏ @Geekoid 21 Dec 2017
          Replying to @warrbo @TheOnion @senatemajldr

          Still going on about that? so.. basically you got nothing. You are such a snowflake.

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        1. yungfoxmain  ☄️キグナス ☄️ - New Eye’s Search‏ @VVideoneon 20 Dec 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @senatemajldr

          Godlike

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        1. Sylvia Sharp‏ @spanqee 20 Dec 2017
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          Never. old man ! Will you prevail over the Americans !

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