This is because their lazy and do not want to work hard at a job ! Wow ! I am retired and I still want to live , they could learn a lesson from an old man !!
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Stop crunkin my style OLD MAN
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I thought this page was satire?
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recent studies show a vast majority of them "can't even."
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Given how many young people commit suicide, this isn't even remotely amusing. Perhaps they feel no hope because of what the previous generation has left them
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Suicide isn't funny, no. But there's this weird situation where people can find themselves in when they are not planning suicide but they feel like it would be easier to die. And some people would like to voice this feeling without loved ones needlessly freaking out
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Like I, personally, have dealt with things like this, and it's really great to have that friend or person you can honestly say 'Hey I kinda feel like shit and want to die' and have them understand that you're voicing this feeling as a means of coping and not a cry for help
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Okay but where's the joke though
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onion youre not supposed to report real news
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Is this even fake though?
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This isn't satire this just the truth
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checks out
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"More viable alternatives."





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