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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Dec 2017

    Nation’s Historians Warn The Past Is Expanding At Alarming Rate https://trib.al/6Ya2ism pic.twitter.com/Uf8piWNhbQ

    4:45 AM - 20 Dec 2017
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    20 replies 459 retweets 1,778 likes
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      2. cuentafrijoles‏ @jam_cpa26 20 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And repeating itself. #GildedAge

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Dialecticution‏ @Dialecticution 20 Dec 2017
        Replying to @jam_cpa26 @TheOnion

        Came here to say this, only to find out has already been said. But if I hadn't come here to say this, would it have still been already said? #Schrodinger

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      2. Espi 👽 🐙‏ @Pranzadia 20 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @epicciuto

        This headline was tweeted out over 8 hours ago. By Jove they're right!

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Elizabeth "Meinongian Object" Picciuto‏Verified account @epicciuto 20 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Pranzadia @TheOnion

        This just cracked me the heck up.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Espi 👽 🐙‏ @Pranzadia 20 Dec 2017
        Replying to @epicciuto @TheOnion

        This is why you need to order your history books extra large now. Manufacturing companies reduced materials to reduce time manufacturing. I'm a 5'6" youthful millennial. Not anymore. Now I'm a bitter old relic.

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      1. Et Tu Covfefe?‏ @Darkhorse724 20 Dec 2017
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        Waiting on the bread lines and Hoovervilles.

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      1. optimus6128‏ @optimus6128 20 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's redshifting.

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      1. punk wannabe‏ @MLevonyak 20 Dec 2017
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        @gotdammitmydude is this true😰

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      1. PolitiBear ☠️ 💵‏ @politiburr 20 Dec 2017
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        America is experiencing twice as much Hitler and quadruple the Feudalism one would expect at this point in time!

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      1. SporkBoots the eyeless‏ @sporkboot 20 Dec 2017
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        we must stop this needless and wasteful expansion.

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      1. space donkey‏ @peaceprone 20 Dec 2017
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        Economists say it's shrinking

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      2. Anthony Trant‏ @Trantan01 20 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @JonahNRO

        Great article! We can only stop the growth of history by curtailing the future. UN proposal #SMOD is an effective remedy.

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      3. Ed Baines‏ @ed_baines1 20 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Trantan01 @TheOnion @JonahNRO

        The future is another country. They haven't done anything there yet. 😯😮

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      2. Andrew Sink‏ @AndrewASink 20 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @adrianbowyer this seems like the kind of headline you’d get a kick out of 😛

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      1. PlumRunner‏ @jb9999999999 20 Dec 2017
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        interesting report

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