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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 19 Dec 2017

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    Agent Aleksei Yelizarov added that his years of espionage training never prepared him to defend the concept of pedophilia tooth-and-nail in a forum titled “Women lie for attention” under the incel subreddit.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/943160025714954241 …

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    Russian Agent Disgusted With Things He Forced To Do To Pass Self Off As Reddit Commenter https://trib.al/eX1l45E  pic.twitter.com/UJcCJgSqV5
    4:53 PM - 19 Dec 2017
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    • ✩   𝓅𝒾𝓇𝒶𝓃𝒶  𝒶𝒷𝒹𝓊𝓁𝓁𝒶𝒽   ✩ 𝖌𝖔𝖑𝖌𝖎 𝖆𝖕𝖕𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖚𝖘 🍬🌽 Baba Witchdaga Reachable Hermit James multiverse kanye west Alex P 🌹 Xtal
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      2.  ✊ Freddy Finjay  🌊 🇺🇸‏ @FFinjay 19 Dec 2017
        Replying to @FamUnite4Child @TheOnion

        They've always been satirical, that's WHAT THEY DO.

        2 replies 0 retweets 29 likes
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      4.  ✊ Freddy Finjay  🌊 🇺🇸‏ @FFinjay 19 Dec 2017
        Replying to @FamUnite4Child @TheOnion

        They do! And maybe comedy is exactly what we need in a world like this one! Maybe that with all the horrible things you've described it would be beneficial not to discredit a source of joy for so many people! Maybe if you didn't like it, you can unfollow instead of complaining!

        2 replies 0 retweets 21 likes
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      6.  ✊ Freddy Finjay  🌊 🇺🇸‏ @FFinjay 19 Dec 2017
        Replying to @FamUnite4Child @TheOnion

        The first amendment protects you from the government restricting your free speech, not people telling you to shut up. Here, I'll exercise mine: f*ck off.

        0 replies 2 retweets 24 likes
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      2. Karen‏ @lurkerkat 19 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hello, I am regular American. Article is not well. Why not watch US football and relax instead write this? Let's talk Patriots and Oilers!

        3 replies 1 retweet 26 likes
      3. D.E.H.‏ @DEH22479 19 Dec 2017
        Replying to @lurkerkat @TheOnion

        Good one.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1.  🐏 Radical  ⚛️ Goats  🐏‏ @RadicalGoats 19 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @counterchekist @20committee @TrickFreee @3L3V3NTH @conspirator0 @RVAwonk @MelissaJPeltier @laurelaiissexy

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      2. Will‏ @willschu4100 19 Dec 2017
        Replying to @FamUnite4Child @TheOnion

        Satire=/=Lies

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      3. Bene Benadryl‏ @Slaughtered3D 19 Dec 2017
        Replying to @willschu4100 @FamUnite4Child @TheOnion

        I think this lady is legitimately off her rocker

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Double King‏ @BobOrsonGaming 19 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Pack your things this is the best it’s getting at.

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      1. Pentaquark, but like REALLY spooky™‏ @Pentaquark1123 19 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I hate liking your articles.

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      1. Kelley Spielberg‏ @racephenom 19 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @benshapiro

        Molyneux doppelgänger

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      2. Ed Rogers‏ @RogersEd55 19 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Alabama branch of Trump University approves this message.

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