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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 19 Dec 2017

    Onion Exclusive: President's Daily Briefing For February 15, 2017 https://trib.al/pFRxmfx pic.twitter.com/nbwm8E06vZ

    2:25 PM - 19 Dec 2017
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      2. DJ Nimbus‏ @FreestyleWild 19 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "speling iz touf."

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Brian‏ @Brian19702003 19 Dec 2017
        Replying to @FreestyleWild @TheOnion

        True. But the coloring...he did such a good job. Silver linings.

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      4. DJ Nimbus‏ @FreestyleWild 19 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Brian19702003 @TheOnion

        If he could keep it in the lines more, he’d get a cookie and extra juicey cups at snack time.

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      1. Traildogs‏ @Traildoggy 19 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Obviously fake, too many big words.

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      1. Georgeprops‏ @scandalprops 19 Dec 2017
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        Coloring inside the lines? #FakeNews

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      1. Brian‏ @Brian19702003 19 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This seems a little too...hmm, correct. Are you sure he didn’t copy off one of the other kids? Did a good job coloring (mostly) inside the lines though.

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      1. 50FtQueenie‏ @10FtQueenie 20 Dec 2017
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        Wiki leaks strikes again 🤦‍♀️. I think trump had help colouring in the pics.. it's difficult to stay in the lines.

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      1. Annik Stahl‏ @curledANDqueued 19 Dec 2017
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        You left out the ketchup and Diet Coke stains

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      1. Caitlin | SPN Spoilers‏ @ced1694 20 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @kamyb22 this is so accurate 😂

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      1. Jenny‏ @jennnymcq 20 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @gnome_idea I love the onion a lot

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      1. xx1Dragon1xx‏ @IUgirl524 20 Dec 2017
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        Somehow I think that might be a little hard for him.🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤪🤪

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      1. Jay‏ @aerohogg 19 Dec 2017
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        You should have seen March 2nd true artistic genius- I think it was worthy of the Tippy the turtle art school scholarship

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      1. ★★★★ ⭐ One Star Comments‏ @dougyarbrough 19 Dec 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/wgE9p75b7W

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      1. Ken van horn‏ @Kenvanhorn2 19 Dec 2017
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        Looks official

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      1. Oswald Defence Lawyer‏ @xenopraxis 19 Dec 2017
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        @realDonaldTrump FYI

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      1. Tina Tina  🌊 11/6/2018 vote‏ @pearlohio 19 Dec 2017
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        😂😂😂

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      1. Blaise MacLean‏ @Barraman4evr 19 Dec 2017
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        Re # 3: Whoever drew it was obviously trying to trick the President. There WERE no Pre-1967 "Israeli-Palestine borders" since there was no Palestine. Perhaps they got confused with Jordan.

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      1. ellie‏ @ellllie10 19 Dec 2017
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        More pictures, less words.

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