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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 19 Dec 2017

    Trump-Appointed Judicial Nominee Displays Legal Expertise By Withdrawing Nomination https://trib.al/B92UTpb pic.twitter.com/BxL9UvrH9U

    10:48 AM - 19 Dec 2017
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    • KimAnnAlt Wookiee Librarian Rob Shook 🐕 NubianGlow Rodney Anonymous Sigmund Fried Simone We beat Texas again lol Paul Agee
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      2. muckly‏ @Brpron1 19 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Another non-satire article onion? what's the deal?

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Jason Davies‏ @JasonPtrDavies 19 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Brpron1 @TheOnion

        Satire is getting very hard to come up with, reality is competing hard.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Wizard Bear‏ @WizardBear1 19 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought this was supposed to be a parody account, not the actual truth. 😁

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      1. Cryptuffalo‏ @Shindiggitydoo 19 Dec 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/SNr1FKIxYq

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      1. Mayacama707‏ @Mayacama707 19 Dec 2017
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        I wasn't born when the Hindenburg went up in flames and dropped to the ground. But at least I got to see this similar piece of history.

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      1. Remember, remember the 6th of November‏ @SojournerNow 19 Dec 2017
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        he went back to his job as stand in on the Walking Deadpic.twitter.com/C3TbbWbG2B

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      1. Ken van horn‏ @Kenvanhorn2 19 Dec 2017
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        He dodged the trump storm

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      1. Mary Shaver  🍀‏ @ThoseShavers 19 Dec 2017
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        If the #OrangeMoron could become POTUS, what could be the harm in trying?

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      1. Edward Porter Eagan‏ @PorterEagan 19 Dec 2017
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        Ironically that is correct if true. Ethics re incompetence

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      1. jth578‏ @jth_578 19 Dec 2017
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        When it came down to it, I just didn't know my ass from my elbow.

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      1. Chance Dunn‏ @DunnChancellor 19 Dec 2017
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        Thats the only expertise anyone connected to trump has ever shown

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      1. Chance Dunn‏ @DunnChancellor 19 Dec 2017
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        Now thats funny

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      1. Evil B Witch‏ @evil_bat_witch 19 Dec 2017
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        tease.

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      1. DarkHorse‏ @j_thetribe 19 Dec 2017
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        And I wore this ridiculous suit, for you.

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      1. jayne wilson‏ @jwjwtw1997 19 Dec 2017
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        That was uncomfortable to watch.

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      1. POTUS Poker‏ @potuspoker 19 Dec 2017
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