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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 19 Dec 2017

    "His most ardent defenders will say that these “indiscretions” don’t represent his true character, or that it was a different time. But that’s really no excuse." https://trib.al/NGb62Cs pic.twitter.com/BWDHgAYOUI

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      1. Jeff Sorensen‏ @SorenJeff 19 Dec 2017
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        When The Onion nails it, boy do they nail it.

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      1. Jenny Morgan‏ @Corsayr 19 Dec 2017
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        Wow I was floored for a second because it seemed like something that would actually happen these days. :P

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      1. Sandra H‏ @slh1432 19 Dec 2017
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        Only in Hollywood could the brutal rape of a child be fantasized away. Cate Blanchett named one of her sons after him. Hollywood awarded him the Best Director Oscar in 2003, replete with standing ovations from many, including Martin Scorsese and Meryl Streep... But oh no! not now

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      1. Zach (TheDIG) 🌊‏ @ZachTheDIG 19 Dec 2017
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        I legit don't know if this is actually The Onion or not. I could imagine this shitstain actually saying that.

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      1. r.‏ @fvckspeak 19 Dec 2017
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        luckily brett ratner films are already nearly unwatchable

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      2. ugh‏ @resistdumbshit 19 Dec 2017
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        Talk about #unpopularopinion , buuuuut... i just need to remind everyone that Roman Polanski was IN A DEATH CAMP AS A CHILD AND HIS PREGNANT WIFE WAS BUTCHERED BY THE MANSONS. that is all.

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      3. Oveg Seymour‏ @OvegSey 19 Dec 2017
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        So, because he’s had traumatic experiences that means he can mete them out to other people? He raped a child and there are other victims.

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      4. ugh‏ @resistdumbshit 19 Dec 2017
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        I specifically did NOT defend him.

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      1. snapchat the entire concert guy‏ @sterbderb 19 Dec 2017
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        @WitIsWorthless

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