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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 19 Dec 2017

    Ice Machine Reaches Deep Within Itself To Give Man One More Cube https://trib.al/2cI6fwt pic.twitter.com/Q7QrEU2Wzy

    6:24 AM - 19 Dec 2017
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      1. Resolute Gentleman  🤡 🎃‏ @ResoluteGent 19 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thank you Ice Machine for showing us we just have to dig deeper to make things happen. A true hero.

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      2. Toby 'OoOoOh blimey ghosts' Pinder‏ @tobypinder 19 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        he dispenses the cubes

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      3. Vast‏ @VastSun 19 Dec 2017
        Replying to @tobypinder @TheOnion

        To him you are nothing

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      1. MЯMΛЯK‏ @OldCriedPants 19 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fake - Fake news - when you want just one cube it always expels 7 and you get ice cube floor fall fail as the dogs suddenly don't like eating ice anymore.

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      1. Casey Wallace‏ @xcwallx 19 Dec 2017
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        @timmyrao

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      1. Edgar Walker‏ @Edgar_Walker 19 Dec 2017
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        @DyerWasDown need this machine on our team

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      1. Gabrielle Faure‏ @MrsGeeLo 19 Dec 2017
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        @slopiccolo21

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      2. Stein Bagger‏ @stein_bagger 19 Dec 2017
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        The Ultimate Sacrifice - it may now go to Ice Machine Heaven and rest in pieces.

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      1. Matt Scheidenhelm‏ @MScheidenhelm 19 Dec 2017
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        Mine would only release a sputter-chip. I passed it over in my fantasy refrigerator draft. :(

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      1. Tim Hereford‏ @tbh41 19 Dec 2017
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        @famousceIebrity

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      1. nick wood‏ @monkeyg50 19 Dec 2017
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        Well it proves it was with us not against us. Soo the evil forces lost ???

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      1. Ma-chill-da‏ @BMacabre 19 Dec 2017
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        @crobyn

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      1. Gabriel Calhoun‏ @GabrielCalhoun 19 Dec 2017
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        FAKE NEWS

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      1. mayor  🌙 rivy‏ @cybonk 19 Dec 2017
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        i can hear the ice machines desperate groans of crungle grrrnkkk croonk as it reaches within its very soul to produce a single cube for this thankless man

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      1. AudieInTheSky‏ @AudieInTheSky 19 Dec 2017
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        @carolinethebear us

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      1. Silversalty‏ @Silversalty 19 Dec 2017
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        Will it run for president?

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      1. Expat_Matt‏ @Expat_Matt 19 Dec 2017
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        All those self-help/esteem videos really did the trick.

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