Why is it always “area man” until you’ve got some cooking to write about? Then it’s “area woman”?
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Smart woman.
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They’re good desserts, The Onion.
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I really like the word 'luftwaffe'
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I missed the Onion logo and with the way the news has been going, figured this was legit. How I miss the days when fake news was the Onion and the National Inquirer.
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Editors Note: Geena's baking was actually therapy recommended by her psychiatrist after she found her husband Bob with a jockey & a giraffe. The Oreos are Bob's testicles & the filling is what's left of Bob. Geena & the jockey are getting married in June!
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Wait I thought you guys did Satire?
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I call bullshit on that! Crazy
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this is about as relevant as the "real" media.
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Irregular heartbeat lookin ass
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Sugar overload.
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What is this overload you speak of?
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