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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Dec 2017

    Did You Know?pic.twitter.com/UxyZezo0kP

    5:28 PM - 18 Dec 2017
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      2. Rob  🤷🏻‍♂️‏ @busdohorn 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I couldn't believe it when I found out theyre not even brothers 🤦🏻‍♂️

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. Mollusk, 🐙 🎃cowry 🐚 🎃, blenny 🐟 🎃‏ @furmple 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @busdohorn @TheOnion

        But they are property.

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      1. backwards hat GHOST‏ @ZoeInTheory 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Deluxians the fliplets!

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      1. Mollusk, 🐙 🎃cowry 🐚 🎃, blenny 🐟 🎃‏ @furmple 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Did it work?

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      1. kim dunn‏ @kmjdu 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @absrdNEWS

        OK....which one's Harry Connick Jr?

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      2. FinsUpFrank‏ @Frank_Mazza 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Gay twins.... made for TV!

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      3. cathy‏ @cathyxOR 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Frank_Mazza @TheOnion

        One is getting married to a woman, so no.

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      2. Corporate Turd‏ @Corporate_Turd 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bonus fun fact, @PropertyBrother also use to be conjoined twins. They once shared the same dimple.

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      1. Chia‏ @Marcia_Cunning 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @HunterMadden this made me think of you

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      1. mims  🇧🇦‏ @m__terzic 19 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @adeda81 suki #1 &#2

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      1. Amy  💀‏ @arshumaker 18 Dec 2017
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        @noahRparker Knew it all along...

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      1. Kari Merritt‏ @karimerritt72 18 Dec 2017
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        You smile better

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      1. Myrna Miramontes‏ @thinkletout 18 Dec 2017
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        Hahaa

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      1. Matbar‏ @RealMatbar 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Did you know: The original title, Property Lovers, made others in the HGTV family unhappy due to their old school southern beliefs.

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      1. Victor Huckabee‏Verified account @popesaintvictor 18 Dec 2017
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        @ohsoamy

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      1. Andrew Conrad‏ @HatTrickster55 18 Dec 2017
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        @sassy_cassyy

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      1. Allison Moak Connors‏ @AlliMoakConnors 20 Dec 2017
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        The camera work is amazing—at times I’m convinced there are two of them!

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      1. Rob Cooper‏ @TyDurdan88 19 Dec 2017
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