Impossible, sir!!!
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Walked into a
@journeys once with a gift card, not knowing the amount on it, decided to cop heelys which happened to cost the exact amount on the card, ayy
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busted my toe using your heelys, still feel good about that purchase story?
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That would be an amazing achievement! I've tried. Been close, but no cigar
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as if anyone could plan this
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Something similar happened to me at a gas pump once
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"Oh, sorry, yeah, sales taxes were increased last month, did you vote?" --- 2 seconds later.
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Thank you for doing us a solid an not asking the sales associate out on a date.
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Ummm satire has to be seated in reality for it to be effective, Onion. This one is too unbelievable.
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Except for the $11.57 in taxes. #@$&@
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Have a day, Robert.
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