This is also me.
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In related story, center cushion of couch receives prescription for asthma
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Overworked kitchen chairs pray owners find work soon.
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@sarahmakuta reminds me of someone....LOLThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Too real
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This hurts, you know.
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That, my good fellow, is the full uniform of the over-40's male at rest.
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They're probably also praying he gets a new set of pajamas for Christmas!
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PlayStation 3 and masterbation lubricant has high hopes as well.
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I wore out a pair of flannel pajama bottoms, but it took 20 years
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So he can buy a washer/dryer
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Guys, why do y'all do this?
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