As long as it's not the same person who will kill me, I'm cool with that.
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Naw, it's cool. I know him.
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I won’t be embalmed
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Not if I hide my body
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Don't know who's writing these most recent tweets, but hilarious.
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Nah I’ll probably be cremated. Or eaten by wolves.
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As long as he/she mixes in some JD in there, it's cool.
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No thanks.
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Finally, an Onion post that makes you think.
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Losers ...my doctor says my limbs are stiff because of arthritis & he knows my body inside out
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I love you, Onion.
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Well at least there not laying down on the job
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Not if I self-immolate first!

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