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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Dec 2017

    Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions https://trib.al/yQDEVoA pic.twitter.com/6dx4StrkpG

    5:34 AM - 18 Dec 2017
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      1. PolitiBear ☠️ 💵‏ @politiburr 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Good! Americans need to make sure we never go back to the dark, dystopian days of that pinko, commie, socialist Eisenhower.pic.twitter.com/GtsKL2by0B

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      1. John Perkowski‏ @john_perkowski 18 Dec 2017
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        @McCainJack @pptsapper @CrispinBurke @20committee @misscherryjones @FOB_Haiku NOT! JUST! HISTORIANS! This is one of those "it really isn't satire" pieces the Onion runs now and then...

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      1. SayGoodnightGracie‏ @BurnsandAllen2 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Politely? We are chewing our own arms off at this point.

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      2. Vote November 6th‏ @ArielGonzalez_1 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @TheRickWilson

        Christopher Buckley once said a Secretary of History should be added to the Cabinet, to warn POTUS against repeating past follies.

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      1. Harald‏ @equalitus 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why learn from past mistakes? If we do that then future historians cannot advise us not to repeat past mistakes? And then we will not learn from history? Or perhaps learn from tautological reasoning?

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      1. Child of the Fence‏ @JesseJames0n 18 Dec 2017
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        Nonsense. I make decisions purely on my immediate emotional impulse facilitated by my favorite demagogue.

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      1. Paul‏ @PftThomsen 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Only if the lessons are in video form.

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      1. James‏ @james_eoghan 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @grohix2 @TheOnion

        Hard to do that when whiny United Daughters of the Confederacy erased history. 😉

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      1.  ✨Lipstick and Rage ™️  ✨‏ @LeslieSimone_ 18 Dec 2017
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        Omg but yesssss they should be!!!!!

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      1. Nathan Tuchman‏ @nathantuchman 18 Dec 2017
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        @st822

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      1. M J Berzinsky‏ @BerzinskyM 18 Dec 2017
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        😀😆🤣😂😢😭

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      1. Jenny‏ @jennnymcq 20 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @gnome_idea satire or actual advice america should listen to ???

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      1. Lynn Jones‏ @LynnR3dh3ad 19 Dec 2017
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        I swear, these don't seem like parody headlines anymore....

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      1. John Millen‏ @JohnMillen 19 Dec 2017
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        They mean, like, Wikipedia?

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      1. Ben Willis‏ @4benwillis 19 Dec 2017
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        @SeriousTweeties Thanks Kris!

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