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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Dec 2017

    New ‘Star Wars’ Film Once Again Disappoints Die-Hard Nien Nunb Fans https://trib.al/3RfSfzl pic.twitter.com/LfzUgRftYL

    6:55 PM - 17 Dec 2017
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    176 replies 3,309 retweets 11,278 likes
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      2. William Sage‏ @MrWilliamSage 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Your film is disappointing anybody who paid attention to it. I think you forgot to watch the force awakens before you wrote your sequel which ignores everything that happened in it.

        14 replies 5 retweets 115 likes
      3. David Johnson‏ @iamfromwakanda 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @MrWilliamSage @TheOnion

        Yeah because Rian Johnson could follow the 45 open plot lines that JJ left. Force Awakens is a nostalgia movie, TLJ is an actual Star Wars movie with story. Not just Chewie we’re home for 90 minutes

        15 replies 9 retweets 299 likes
      4. William Sage‏ @MrWilliamSage 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @iamfromwakanda @TheOnion

        For free I would have made a better movie than this quicker than this and with half the budget could have still done better. And I'll take that challenge on any damn time someone lets me.

        10 replies 2 retweets 27 likes
      5. he's our Toilet King‏ @Wrecksdart 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @MrWilliamSage @iamfromwakanda @TheOnion

        Excellent! I now challenge you to make "a better movie" than [The Last Jedi] for free. Better get crackin on that, film genius.

        3 replies 1 retweet 209 likes
      6. William Sage‏ @MrWilliamSage 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Wrecksdart @iamfromwakanda @TheOnion

        Pay me and I'll make it happen

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      7. he's our Toilet King‏ @Wrecksdart 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @MrWilliamSage @iamfromwakanda @TheOnion

        "For free I would have made..." Fucking god awful sentence construction, btw. Don't add reading incomprehension to the list, padawan.

        3 replies 0 retweets 75 likes
      8. he's our Toilet King‏ @Wrecksdart 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Wrecksdart @MrWilliamSage and

        "Golly, if we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs, if we had some eggs."

        1 reply 0 retweets 63 likes
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      2. Ahimsa‏ @xDHARMA_PUNKx 17 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Imagine how Billy Dee Williams feels. They managed to work effing Nien Nunb into the new trilogy but no part for the other guy who HELPED WIN THE BATTLE OF ENDOR

        10 replies 22 retweets 418 likes
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      4. ₆⁶₆‏ @DoctorPhilMeme 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @brianscribeNY @TheOnion

        Imagine that dj guy being lando.. would make the finn rose sorry so much more fun. The film would probbably get an A imo.

        3 replies 0 retweets 24 likes
      5. ₆⁶₆‏ @DoctorPhilMeme 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @DoctorPhilMeme @brianscribeNY @TheOnion

        Btw lando does some sort of a double crose on the first order

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      6. Shane  🎥 🎞️ 📽️‏ @IdaLupinos 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @DoctorPhilMeme @brianscribeNY @TheOnion

        The casino planet was a perfect moment to bring back Lando, It would have made that sequence worthwhile.

        1 reply 0 retweets 47 likes
      7. Jess Tapley‏ @jesstpl 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @IdaLupinos @brianscribeNY @TheOnion

        That's what I was thinking.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      8. Shane  🎥 🎞️ 📽️‏ @IdaLupinos 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @jesstpl @brianscribeNY @TheOnion

        A planet full of the worst characters in the galaxy, unscrupulous gambling types...SO WHERE IS LANDO?

        0 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
      9. End of conversation
      1. Alan Parry‏ @ampontour 17 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @gruber

        Have you noticed his head gets bigger with every movie?

        3 replies 2 retweets 112 likes
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      2. Sam Witwer‏Verified account @SamWitwer 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He was criminally underused in The Force Awakens.

        10 replies 3 retweets 288 likes
      3. Paul Wulff‏ @TheMrWulff12 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @SamWitwer @TheOnion

        I can say the same for Phasma

        0 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. harald schmidt‏ @Skelz0r 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @DaveJeffreensen @TheOnion

        No one knows what it's like...

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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      4. Rhys‏ @RhysWortham 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @DaveJeffreensen @Skelz0r @TheOnion

        Hello darkness my old friend...

        0 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
      5. End of conversation

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