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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Dec 2017

    Father Teaching Daughter How To Drive Stick In Empty Browns Parking Lot https://trib.al/TqrbpZ6 pic.twitter.com/WZge1vgDGz

    11:00 AM - 17 Dec 2017
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    • Fotostrasse Sky Davidson MailManSJ Amanda Raby Jeff Butcher 🇺🇸 Nate Borowick Garrett Varanelli Austin Edwards k̺̳̀͞æ̧̬̙̞͡d́҉̕
    28 replies 563 retweets 2,254 likes
      1. Delvin Ahde‏ @DelvinAhde 17 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Tomorrow's Lesson: Father teaching daughter how to rebuild a standard transmission...pic.twitter.com/iQE7wBlvys

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      1. Ben Sanders‏ @bensanders75 17 Dec 2017
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        During a home game?

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      1. Old Dog‏ @BarnetMbarnet 17 Dec 2017
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        Well, this brings back memories. “NO! NOT REVERSE!”

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      1. John Hasley‏ @PonsSublicius 17 Dec 2017
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        "It's an hour before game time. If you haven't learned it by kick-off, I'm gonna leave you here to watch the game while I go home."

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      1. @sarthebear‏ @SarTheBear 17 Dec 2017
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        @tUmbaugh

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      1. Kitten Mittens‏ @KJTESTIN 17 Dec 2017
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        @chefsymon 😂 Gotta love The Onion. God Bless your Browns!

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      1. Outsider to the Internet‏ @verloudFood 17 Dec 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/ZDKK2hpI9h

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      1.  🆒Jeff Williams 🆓 🤘 🤠 🤘‏ @kindofjeff 17 Dec 2017
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        Cleveland says - - - - vpic.twitter.com/sTCdBaUTkB

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      1. DebWilson13‏ @DebWilson13 17 Dec 2017
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        Ha ha

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      1.  ✨Lipstick and Rage ™️  ✨‏ @LeslieSimone_ 17 Dec 2017
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        @dixonshuman 😂

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      1. Whistling Batter‏ @WhistlingBatter 17 Dec 2017
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        ...it was the last time they ever spoke kind words to each other.

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      1. Edward Kramer‏ @fasteddiek28 22 Dec 2017
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        Watch the LANGUAGE IN YOUR MINDS “eyes“ I know soap causes your eyes to really BURN, I can’t imagine what to do it really hurts, stings and hurts, there’s no shortcut I’ve experienced it’s not easily forgotten. 7:30 here time to retire after

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      1. Woernley‏ @Woernley_Raps 17 Dec 2017
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        Ah hahahahahahaha

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      1. Kuno‏ @SailorSupernova 17 Dec 2017
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        So the Browns don't charge $200 to park like the Rams?

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